As Premier League clubs release squad lists for the season, tabloid hacks are amazed to see that Arsenal foreigners are within the rules.
Whining, whinging foreigner Arsene Wenger (who is also French) moaned and groaned all summer about the fucking stupid meddling regulations brave new rules to help English home-grown talent.
"Of course he's moaning" we all said, "they're all fucking foreigners!"
Wrong
But now Arsenal have been allowed to play, even though we said they didn't have no English players and that.
Authorities say that "Jack Wilshere", "Kieran Gibbs" and "Theo Walcott" are technically English, in spite of playing for Arsenal.
They are also UNDER 21, allowing whinging Wenger to use a loophole to escape punishment.
Dickheads
Football expert Oswald Mosely said: "The rules are a farce. Or, you could say, a fArsenal."
"Only white Anglo-Saxon protestants should be allowed to play the beautiful game. WASPs, as I call them. Beautiful WASPs."
"Who the fuck is Denilson?" he continued.
Arsenal have made a joke of the rules by listing 56 "youth" players. But some of these players are very suspicious, according to ex-footballer Gavin Tottface.
"They may look like young British players" said Tottface, "but then you see their names - they're called things like Aneke and Afobe and bloody Frimpong."
"Frimpong?"
"That's about as English as spaghetti bolognese!" he added, finishing his thirteenth pint of Stella and dribbling vomit over his naked, hairy beer belly.
Tony Pulis is 52
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