

After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman ' s nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
' Is this your husband? '
he nervously asks.
' No, silly, '
she replies, snuggling up to him.
' Your boyfriend, then? '
he continues.
' No, not at all, '
she says, nibbling away at his ear.
' Is it your dad or your brother? '
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
' No, no, no! You are so hot when you ' re jealous! ' she answers.
' Well, who in the heck is he, then? '
he demands.
She whispers in his ear
' That 's me before the surgery. '

