Ryder Cup - Lose you curly haired bastard!

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Just put The Ryder F**king Cup on to see if they've all drowned yet and guess what??

The instant (the very instant!) I put it on, I heard an American voice shouting "GET IN THE HOLE". :banghead: :banghead: Can you imagine 60,000 people at the Em****es shouting "GET IN THE GOAL" every time someone in red was in possession??

And they've got someone called Bubba or Bubble. :shock:

Honestly, what a totally shit "sport" played and watched by imbeciles!! More rain in Scotland or wherever they are please!
No, but we do have a few thousand shouting 'shoot!!!' whenever we get near the opponents penalty area!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by MK Gould »

It not just Rory McIIroy....I also cannot stand the sight of the captain, Colin "pukka man" Montgomery....!!

Still want Europe to win though. Weather looks nice there now, although that probably explains why US are up at the moment! Bring back light rain and we'll thrash the buggers!

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Just put The Ryder F**king Cup on to see if they've all drowned yet and guess what??

The instant (the very instant!) I put it on, I heard an American voice shouting "GET IN THE HOLE". :banghead: :banghead: Can you imagine 60,000 people at the Em****es shouting "GET IN THE GOAL" every time someone in red was in possession??

And they've got someone called Bubba or Bubble. :shock:

Honestly, what a totally shit "sport" played and watched by imbeciles!! More rain in Scotland or wherever they are please!
No, but we do have a few thousand shouting 'shoot!!!' whenever we get near the opponents penalty area!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Everyone who shouts "shoot" like that should be shot. No questions asked.

8)

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I'm praying that the whole thing gets rained off.....


Zzzzzzzzzzz...........................

Which reminds me.....can someone set up some 'interesting' boxing or American football threads please

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Never mind the golf, Strictly come f***ing dancing's just started. I hate this program with a passion. Can't wait for Law and Order. I'm not listening to the radio as it's either talkshite with Danny 'fat yiddo wanker' Kelly or Colin 'pls just shut the f**k up you twat dippers fan' Murray on 5live.

I can't be arsed with other stations, can't leave the house and can't change channels :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Before you ask my better half watches it, but you've probably already guessed that. I've got to start going out more on a Friday night but for now bollocks :banghead:

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marcengels wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Just put The Ryder F**king Cup on to see if they've all drowned yet and guess what??

The instant (the very instant!) I put it on, I heard an American voice shouting "GET IN THE HOLE". :banghead: :banghead: Can you imagine 60,000 people at the Em****es shouting "GET IN THE GOAL" every time someone in red was in possession??

And they've got someone called Bubba or Bubble. :shock:

Honestly, what a totally shit "sport" played and watched by imbeciles!! More rain in Scotland or wherever they are please!
No, but we do have a few thousand shouting 'shoot!!!' whenever we get near the opponents penalty area!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Everyone who shouts "shoot" like that should be shot. No questions asked.

8)
Form an orderly queue behind the "Stand Up if you hate Tottnum" singers......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Hahaha Euros don't want to talk when they're losing hahahahahahahaha

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Maybe because the the thread's in the basement... :roll: where it, and Americans, belong.

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topgoon wrote:Never mind the golf, Strictly come f***ing dancing's just started. I hate this program with a passion. Can't wait for Law and Order. I'm not listening to the radio as it's either talkshite with Danny 'fat yiddo wanker' Kelly or Colin 'pls just shut the f**k up you twat dippers fan' Murray on 5live.

I can't be arsed with other stations, can't leave the house and can't change channels :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Before you ask my better half watches it, but you've probably already guessed that. I've got to start going out more on a Friday night but for now bollocks :banghead:


It would be cheaper to buy another tv and get multiroom :oops:

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hahahahahaha that fuck mcilroy just missed a 4 footer after cink knocked one down from 20.

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Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:hahahahahaha that fuck mcilroy just missed a 4 footer after cink knocked one down from 20.
No - didn't understand a word of that!!

4 footer?? Does that refer to a Person of Restricted Growth?

Cink knocked one out? What kind of game is it??

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Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:hahahahahaha that fuck mcilroy just missed a 4 footer after cink knocked one down from 20.
Beat me to it. Nominal Europe supporter but was on the floor laughing at that.

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wot a fucking idiot mackilroy

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LOL put it in the bunker on 18

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:hahahahahaha that fuck mcilroy just missed a 4 footer after cink knocked one down from 20.
No - didn't understand a word of that!!

4 footer?? Does that refer to a Person of Restricted Growth?

Cink knocked one out? What kind of game is it??
4 foot put, obiously.
knocked one DOWN...i think the meaning is obvious again.

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