Anyway, I must have been an Arsenal player because I was at training along with the rest of the lads, when Wenger came into the room and said something. I then made an innocuous quip (can't recall what it was but it definitely wasn't rude or insulting) and Wenger says to me something like: "That's why your probably not going to make it here. You've got a smart mouth!! I'm seriously thinking of letting you go."
Now me and the rest of the players were in total shock as to what brought about this unusual outburst and I was thinking to myself: shit. I've blown all chances of continuing my dream - playing at Arsenal - and all because of a stupid joke.
I went through the events dozens of times and couldn't quite get my head around why Arsene had over-reacted to such a standard joke. I spent the night and the next morning wondering whether it was worth me going into training, but decided to do so - if only to apologise and explain to Wenger that I accepted his decision but I wanted him to know that I didn't mean to upset him.
Anyway, I went to his office and found him laying on a couch with a towel over his face. Before I could open get the words out, Arsene says (and I'm paraphrasing coz my memory ain't what it used to be
): "Ah Tony. I was hoping to see you today. I just want to apologise for what I said to you yesterday. Of course I didn't mean it. I was feeling a little upset over something else and wrongly took it out on you." 
Then I woke up!! 
