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I've always believed that it's because I smoke so much gear that I rarely remember my dreams. So if I took your advice, I'd have even funkier dreams, and much more often!
Stay on the grass
If you mean so I don't then have such fucked-up dreams, then that's quality!!
I Hate Hleb wrote:I had one this morning and it's very rare for me to remember them usually.
Anyway, I must have been an Arsenal player because I was at training along with the rest of the lads, when Wenger came into the room and said something. I then made an innocuous quip (can't recall what it was but it definitely wasn't rude or insulting) and Wenger says to me something like: "That's why your probably not going to make it here. You've got a smart mouth!! I'm seriously thinking of letting you go."
Now me and the rest of the players were in total shock as to what brought about this unusual outburst and I was thinking to myself: shit. I've blown all chances of continuing my dream - playing at Arsenal - and all because of a stupid joke.
I went through the events dozens of times and couldn't quite get my head around why Arsene had over-reacted to such a standard joke. I spent the night and the next morning wondering whether it was worth me going into training, but decided to do so - if only to apologise and explain to Wenger that I accepted his decision but I wanted him to know that I didn't mean to upset him.
Anyway, I went to his office and found him laying on a couch with a towel over his face. Before I could open get the words out, Arsene says (and I'm paraphrasing coz my memory ain't what it used to be ): "Ah Tony. I was hoping to see you today. I just want to apologise for what I said to you yesterday. Of course I didn't mean it. I was feeling a little upset over something else and wrongly took it out on you." Then I woke up!!
Be honest, **** and his shrek dildo was in the dream too
You see fellas, that's what you can dream of if you don't get drunk or take drugs before going to sleep!!!
Thank God I don't plan to get sober before 2011/01/03 when I go back to the grindstone
I've always believed that it's because I smoke so much gear that I rarely remember my dreams. So if I took your advice, I'd have even funkier dreams, and much more often!
Stay on the grass
If you mean so I don't then have such fucked-up dreams, then that's quality!!
Just had some silver haze, and that shit is pretty strong!
Time to go bed and see if I also have a weird Arsenal dream
It's funny but my experience is that you rarely dream about what you want to. Otherwise all of mine would consist of three-somes with Angel Long and Lolly Badcock!!!
I dreamt the other night that Arsenal had removed all the stairs going to the upper tier, and you had to climb a ladder to get there! Apparently it has some in deep meaning about not fulfilling your potential! I reckon it was just a new revenue stream, where they charge you for use of the ladder!
): "Ah Tony. I was hoping to see you today. I just want to apologise for what I said to you yesterday. Of course I didn't mean it. I was feeling a little upset over something else and wrongly took it out on you."
