As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Is Arsene the new Jimmy Saville? He does like a tracksuit occasionally......
Now then now then, I have here a letter from a young lad called Neves Denilson who writes from a favela in Rio. It's always been Denislons dream to come to London to see an English football stadium.
"Well Denilson, Jim has fixed it for you to not only SEE the Arsenal stadium, but you're going to be playing in it for the next 5 years, not only that, we'll make sure you are paid £50k a week and get a regular game! What do you think of that"?
Denilson: "I happy"
Jim (Arsene): "What a result, now pass me my ashtray will you....it's ok, I'm only to the side of you"........
TeeCee wrote:Is Arsene the new Jimmy Saville? He does like a tracksuit occasionally......
Now then now then, I have here a letter from a young lad called Neves Denilson who writes from a favela in Rio. It's always been Denislons dream to come to London to see an English football stadium.
"Well Denilson, Jim has fixed it for you to not only SEE the Arsenal stadium, but you're going to be playing in it for the next 5 years, not only that, we'll make sure you are paid £50k a week and get a regular game! What do you think of that"?
Denilson: "I happy"
Jim (Arsene): "What a result, now pass me my ashtray will you....it's ok, I'm only to the side of you"........
You bastard...
I was going to start a thread about Arsene'll fix it. I was just writing the OP.
Irish Gooner wrote:He was poor today, but honestly there are others like Denilson and Almunia that have cost us more over the years, don't give a fuck and it's why I detest both.
Luckily Almunia has been out for 4 months through injury....
^^^^^^
This
I'm not saying he will make it Arsenal, but he's just getting back from a long injury lay-off. I would rather ship out Denilson and Almunia. Last season when RVP was injured, Bendtner did come up with some crucial goals tbf.
TeeCee wrote:Is Arsene the new Jimmy Saville? He does like a tracksuit occasionally......
Now then now then, I have here a letter from a young lad called Neves Denilson who writes from a favela in Rio. It's always been Denislons dream to come to London to see an English football stadium.
"Well Denilson, Jim has fixed it for you to not only SEE the Arsenal stadium, but you're going to be playing in it for the next 5 years, not only that, we'll make sure you are paid £50k a week and get a regular game! What do you think of that"?
Denilson: "I happy"
Jim (Arsene): "What a result, now pass me my ashtray will you....it's ok, I'm only to the side of you"........
That, my friend, is quality!!!! If I was a teenager I'd say things like LOL or call you a legend - but that is the funniest thing I've seen on here in yonks!!
I can almost imagine Denilshit when he saw his shiny new contract -
"Yes Boss, I bery happy to play Ass-en-arl. I make many many pass to different peoples"
TeeCee wrote:Is Arsene the new Jimmy Saville? He does like a tracksuit occasionally......
Now then now then, I have here a letter from a young lad called Neves Denilson who writes from a favela in Rio. It's always been Denislons dream to come to London to see an English football stadium.
"Well Denilson, Jim has fixed it for you to not only SEE the Arsenal stadium, but you're going to be playing in it for the next 5 years, not only that, we'll make sure you are paid £50k a week and get a regular game! What do you think of that"?
Denilson: "I happy"
Jim (Arsene): "What a result, now pass me my ashtray will you....it's ok, I'm only to the side of you"........
That, my friend, is quality!!!! If I was a teenager I'd say things like LOL or call you a legend - but that is the funniest thing I've seen on here in yonks!!
I can almost imagine Denilshit when he saw his shiny new contract -
"Yes Boss, I bery happy to play Ass-en-arl. I make many many pass to different peoples"
