Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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QuartzGooner
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Post by QuartzGooner »

"Energy efficient" new type of light bulbs.

Let us be honest, they do not give off as much light as the old ones.
Which means the atmosphere in the room is "gloomy".

If I want "Gloomy" I can always come on this Forum and read GoonerSid and Augie, I do not need it in my room!
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Post by greengooner »

JEDWARD

what a pair of wankbuckets
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Post by Chips and Chocolate »

Shoreditch hipsters... Bunch of gaylords!!!
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Post by Deise Gooner »

flash gunner wrote:
goonersid wrote:People who take their kids to the pub or restaurant and allow the them to run amock.
This happened yesterday, we had our littlun christened, then 7 of us went for a meal afterwards. We had the baby sleeping in his car seat, when this family arrived and sat at the table next to us. I then heard the neandrethal father instructing his 2 brats as to how far they were allowed to stray from the table. Which was basically anywhere as long as they didn't go outside.
So then the 2 little fuckers began to run around the fucking place disturbing all the diners and eventually waking little Donal.
I fucking hate these irresponsible bastards and would gladly run them and their offspring over. :banghead:
Well said mate i hate uncontrolled kids in restaurants or anywhere to be honest that affect others :x
or when they stand next to your table staring at you wwhile your eating :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Post by goonersid »

When you are on a plane, in the cinema or on a bus and a kid behind you keeps kicking the back of your chair.

When you are on a plane or on a bus and the kid in front of you sits up and looks at you, waiting for you to play peek a fucking boo, and their parents seem to think you actually want to entertain their little brat, fuck off you little *word censored*.
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Post by flash gunner »

goonersid wrote:When you are on a plane, in the cinema or on a bus and a kid behind you keeps kicking the back of your chair.

When you are on a plane or on a bus and the kid in front of you sits up and looks at you, waiting for you to play peek a fucking boo, and their parents seem to think you actually want to entertain their little brat, fuck off you little c**t.
:lol: :lol:

You miserable fucker
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Post by the playing mantis »

on down escalators on the tube, people walking down on the left hand side, but ridiculously slowly!!! ffs if you cant move quick just stand still on the right
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Post by RossieGooner »

When you hand your money to shop assistant / bar person, and they slap your change back down on the counter beside your outstretched hand. :banghead:
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Shop assistants that roll their eyes to heaven if you ask them to get something... :banghead: You are paid to serve me you uneducated crunt. Fucking serve me!! And do it with a fucking genuine smile too!!
:cussing:


Junkies that think it is acceptable to spray their disease ridden spittle on you as they beg for "10 cents for a cup of tea, bud". When the fuck has a cup of tea EVER cost ten cents you spastic?!! :banghead:


Bimbos on trains that JUST HAVE TO TALK LOUDLY ABOUT THEIR LIVES TO THEIR BIMBO FRIENDS WHEN ALL ANYONE ON THE FUCKING TRAIN WANTS TO DO IS SLEEP OR READ IN FUCKING PEACE YOU VAPID POX FACED FUCKING WANKHEADED DULLARD CUNTSLOPS!!!

FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF!!!

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Post by RoscommonGooner »

DB10GOONER wrote: Shop assistants that roll their eyes to heaven if you ask them to get something... :banghead: You are paid to serve me you uneducated crunt. Fucking serve me!! And do it with a fucking genuine smile too!!
:cussing:
:lol: :lol:
Reminds me of that scene in Intermission where the girl with the "ronnie" worked in the store always made a "tut" sound to the customers.
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Post by RossieGooner »

People that get annoyed that you didnt answer your fone the couple times they have been trying to ring you...

"Fuck off. It's my fone and i'll decide whether or not to answer it..."

:banghead:






PS - i like this thread... :)
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Post by MegaGooner »

People that don't answer their mobile phones when you try and call them :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Why the hell do you give me your "mobile" number if you not going to answer it :banghead: :wink:
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Post by QuartzGooner »

Women that give you their BlackberryMessenger PIN, but after a week of messaging will still not give you their phone number.
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Post by Arsenal 1991 »

MegaGooner wrote:People that don't answer their mobile phones when you try and call them :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Why the hell do you give me your "mobile" number if you not going to answer it :banghead: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RossieGooner »

MegaGooner wrote:People that don't answer their mobile phones when you try and call them :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Why the hell do you give me your "mobile" number if you not going to answer it :banghead: :wink:
:lol:
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