Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:59 am

Every Thursday and Sunday morninng when I check my lotto numbers

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:05 am

The word physicality..... Where did it come from? Is it even a word?

Species of Gooner · Post by **Species of Gooner** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:21 pm

franksav63 wrote:People that do finger quoting.... you look totally spazzy... please don't do it... and also use ''Heads up'' I'll give you a ''heads up'' get rid of that yank speak out of your language... wankers...

They are obviously doing the Birdie Dance, Frank. Get yer wings out then and join in

. It will take a few go's though before they cotton on to what you are doin'

I hate people that say 'haitch' instead of 'aitch'; people with one brain cell who have been to 'self-assertive' classes and try to argue the toss with me; the person who almost knocks me over to get to the train seat before me and they moans when I ummm..'accidentally' step on his feet when the train lurches, and when the carrier bag that I have hung from my hanger arm swings into his face. I hate it at evenings when the only 'close' places left at the supermarket car park are the disabled bays. These people should be in bed by now. Why do people 'look' at me when I park in mother and child space with my 20 something daughter? She will STILL be my child when she is 60! Why do the white van men in the nearside lane turning into Rotherhithe Tunnel resent my using the middle lane to turn? (See *I* will go to worksouth of the river, even if ****'y wont

). If we ALL used the flippin nearside lane, van man would have more than ME to wait behind

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:58 pm

hi species :sodomite: :sodomite: :sodomite:

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:52 pm

Species of Gooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:People that do finger quoting.... you look totally spazzy... please don't do it... and also use ''Heads up'' I'll give you a ''heads up'' get rid of that yank speak out of your language... wankers...
They are obviously doing the Birdie Dance, Frank. Get yer wings out then and join in . It will take a few go's though before they cotton on to what you are doin'
I hate people that say 'haitch' instead of 'aitch'; people with one brain cell who have been to 'self-assertive' classes and try to argue the toss with me; the person who almost knocks me over to get to the train seat before me and they moans when I ummm..'accidentally' step on his feet when the train lurches, and when the carrier bag that I have hung from my hanger arm swings into his face. I hate it at evenings when the only 'close' places left at the supermarket car park are the disabled bays. These people should be in bed by now. Why do people 'look' at me when I park in mother and child space with my 20 something daughter? She will STILL be my child when she is 60! Why do the white van men in the nearside lane turning into Rotherhithe Tunnel resent my using the middle lane to turn? (See *I* will go to worksouth of the river, even if ****'y wont ). If we ALL used the flippin nearside lane, van man would have more than ME to wait behind

Species, a potential star of the forum..

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:19 pm

R.I.P threads.

Maybe we should all get black armband tatoos.....just in case we miss someone's demise.

Today's thread is ridiculous.

Cleopatra died ages ago.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:41 am

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:hi species :sodomite: :sodomite: :sodomite:

oi..thats my sister!!!

Species of Gooner · Post by **Species of Gooner** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:33 pm

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:hi species :sodomite: :sodomite: :sodomite:

Hi there, Henry

Drat!!!
I just noticed the dogs!!!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:34 pm

Species of Gooner wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:hi species :sodomite: :sodomite: :sodomite:
Hi there, Henry

Another filling for the **** family sex sandwich!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:36 pm

Cunty, made-up job titles. I had an "Educationalist" apply for a job the other day. Fuck off. You are a teacher. And probably a shit one, too.

RoscommonGooner · Post by **RoscommonGooner** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:49 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Cunty, made-up job titles. I had an "Educationalist" apply for a job the other day. Fuck off. You are a teacher. And probably a shit one, too.

If you had to listen to some of the shite I have to put up with everyday you'd go off the fuckin' wall

Educationalists

EDIT: Before some wiseguy comes in here, I'm not a school kid

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:54 pm

RoscommonGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Cunty, made-up job titles. I had an "Educationalist" apply for a job the other day. Fuck off. You are a teacher. And probably a shit one, too.

If you had to listen to some of the shite I have to put up with everyday you'd go off the fuckin' wall

Educationalists

EDIT: Before some wiseguy comes in here, I'm not a school kid

Are you a shite whisperer?

Post by **HashKads** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:09 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Cunty, made-up job titles. I had an "Educationalist" apply for a job the other day. Fuck off. You are a teacher. And probably a shit one, too.

People that pretend they have jobs when in fact they are benefit scrounging gingers.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:06 pm

kingjayson1 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Cunty, made-up job titles. I had an "Educationalist" apply for a job the other day. Fuck off. You are a teacher. And probably a shit one, too.
People that pretend they have jobs when in fact they are benefit scrounging gingers.

Now we finally know the root of Jayson's self hatred.

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:28 pm

International Football matches