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Post by 12thGooner »

you may as well change the name of this thread,,,,.. we all know where the jokes are goig to go.

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12thGooner wrote:you may as well change the name of this thread,,,,.. we all know where the jokes are goig to go.
Where?

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flash gunner wrote:
12thGooner wrote:you may as well change the name of this thread,,,,.. we all know where the jokes are going to go.
Where?
Shite hart lane :?

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flash gunner wrote:
12thGooner wrote:you may as well change the name of this thread,,,,.. we all know where the jokes are going to go.
Where?
Straight into our team when we pick up a couple of injuries!!! :banghead: :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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The Australian Gold Coast Surfing Championships have been won in controversial circumstances today by a little Japanse man on a wardrobe...

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Post by 1989 »

frankbutcher wrote:Elton John and David Furnish have been flown out to Japan for the rescue effort.

They're used to finding Japs eyes, covered in shit.
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Post by mcdowell42 »

It's good to see Japan are still celebrating St Patrick's day.

I heard they were having a parade with loads of float's





I called my son a bloody disappointment today and the wife burst out in tears.

Apparently, she's sensitive over her miscarriage. :oops:




The earthquake was a real eye opener for the japanese ,

well atleast something good come out of it.

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Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach, the beach comes to them.

I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said "OK.....but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot".

I was chatting to my Japanese real estate agent. I asked "is there a school in the area?". She said "not now, but just wait."

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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England , Wales , and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘no’.

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'

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