Bad Jokes

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:40 pm

you may as well change the name of this thread,,,,.. we all know where the jokes are goig to go.

Post by **flash gunner** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:41 pm

12thGooner wrote:you may as well change the name of this thread,,,,.. we all know where the jokes are goig to go.

Where?

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:44 pm

flash gunner wrote:
12thGooner wrote:you may as well change the name of this thread,,,,.. we all know where the jokes are going to go.
Where?

Shite hart lane

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:32 pm

flash gunner wrote:
12thGooner wrote:you may as well change the name of this thread,,,,.. we all know where the jokes are going to go.
Where?

Straight into our team when we pick up a couple of injuries!!!

Gooner Gus · Post by **Gooner Gus** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:27 pm

The Australian Gold Coast Surfing Championships have been won in controversial circumstances today by a little Japanse man on a wardrobe...

1989 · Post by **1989** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:45 pm

frankbutcher wrote:Elton John and David Furnish have been flown out to Japan for the rescue effort.

They're used to finding Japs eyes, covered in shit.

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:53 pm

It's good to see Japan are still celebrating St Patrick's day.

I heard they were having a parade with loads of float's

I called my son a bloody disappointment today and the wife burst out in tears.

Apparently, she's sensitive over her miscarriage.

The earthquake was a real eye opener for the japanese ,

well atleast something good come out of it.

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:12 pm

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach, the beach comes to them.

I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said "OK.....but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot".

I was chatting to my Japanese real estate agent. I asked "is there a school in the area?". She said "not now, but just wait."

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:08 pm

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England , Wales , and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, â€˜noâ€™.

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'