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DB10GOONER wrote:Have to laugh at Bren's curry "recipe"! "Buy some curry paste and throw it in a pot with tomatoes and chicken".
My wife's a chef and she would stab you for making a curry that way, Bren. You (apparently) have got to start with garam masala, chopped chillis, garlic etc. Using shop-bought paste is VERY frowned upon by the chef fraternity.
Fuck that, thats far too much effort.
THE CHEF FRATERNITY
I think I'll trust the Pataks Family
Does your wife frown upon tomato ketchup, or does she make her own.....nuff said.
Don't mention the war!!
It's a constant battle ground in our house. I love a good dollop (steady Jayson... ) of ketchup on most things and it really upsets her chef sensibilities!! Sometimes I'll splapp on the ketchup even when I don't fancy it just to wind her up...
Went for a chinese with a mate once and he put ketchup all over the grub !! Dont mind ketchup on me burger or chips but all over a tasty chinese??
DB10GOONER wrote:Have to laugh at Bren's curry "recipe"! "Buy some curry paste and throw it in a pot with tomatoes and chicken".
My wife's a chef and she would stab you for making a curry that way, Bren. You (apparently) have got to start with garam masala, chopped chillis, garlic etc. Using shop-bought paste is VERY frowned upon by the chef fraternity.
Fuck that, thats far too much effort.
THE CHEF FRATERNITY
I think I'll trust the Pataks Family
Does your wife frown upon tomato ketchup, or does she make her own.....nuff said.
Don't mention the war!!
It's a constant battle ground in our house. I love a good dollop (steady Jayson... ) of ketchup on most things and it really upsets her chef sensibilities!! Sometimes I'll splapp on the ketchup even when I don't fancy it just to wind her up...
Went for a chinese with a mate once and he put ketchup all over the grub !! Dont mind ketchup on me burger or chips but all over a tasty chinese??
I'd have to draw the line at that. Ketchup has it's place but not on everything.
My mate covers everything in HP brown sauce and after he saw it in a movie he now puts it in his fucking tea too.
DB10GOONER wrote:Have to laugh at Bren's curry "recipe"! "Buy some curry paste and throw it in a pot with tomatoes and chicken".
My wife's a chef and she would stab you for making a curry that way, Bren. You (apparently) have got to start with garam masala, chopped chillis, garlic etc. Using shop-bought paste is VERY frowned upon by the chef fraternity.
Fuck that, thats far too much effort.
THE CHEF FRATERNITY
I think I'll trust the Pataks Family
Does your wife frown upon tomato ketchup, or does she make her own.....nuff said.
Don't mention the war!!
It's a constant battle ground in our house. I love a good dollop (steady Jayson... ) of ketchup on most things and it really upsets her chef sensibilities!! Sometimes I'll splapp on the ketchup even when I don't fancy it just to wind her up...
Went for a chinese with a mate once and he put ketchup all over the grub !! Dont mind ketchup on me burger or chips but all over a tasty chinese??
I'd have to draw the line at that. Ketchup has it's place but not on everything.
My mate covers everything in HP brown sauce and after he saw it in a movie he now puts it in his fucking tea too.
A mate of mine has ketchup over his dinner, regardless of what it is. Lost a bit of respect for him when I saw him squeeze ketchup all over a roast dinner.
OnlyGotOneSong wrote:SWL it looks like a Quiche mate!
A mate of mine has ketchup over his dinner, regardless of what it is. Lost a bit of respect for him when I saw him squeeze ketchup all over a roast dinner.
Think we have same mate - the only thing that escapes the ketchup treatment is his rice krispies!!
OnlyGotOneSong wrote:SWL it looks like a Quiche mate!
A mate of mine has ketchup over his dinner, regardless of what it is. Lost a bit of respect for him when I saw him squeeze ketchup all over a roast dinner.
I guess some spanish waiter gave this omliche, or whatever the fuck it is, some fancy sounding spanish name, in his beautiful spanish accent, and SWL lapped it up.
OnlyGotOneSong wrote:SWL it looks like a Quiche mate!
A mate of mine has ketchup over his dinner, regardless of what it is. Lost a bit of respect for him when I saw him squeeze ketchup all over a roast dinner.
That's just going too far!! It's bastards like him that put Hitler in power!
OnlyGotOneSong wrote:SWL it looks like a Quiche mate!
A mate of mine has ketchup over his dinner, regardless of what it is. Lost a bit of respect for him when I saw him squeeze ketchup all over a roast dinner.
That's just going too far!! It's bastards like him that put Hitler in power!
OnlyGotOneSong wrote:SWL it looks like a Quiche mate!
A mate of mine has ketchup over his dinner, regardless of what it is. Lost a bit of respect for him when I saw him squeeze ketchup all over a roast dinner.
That's just going too far!! It's bastards like him that put Hitler in power!
OnlyGotOneSong wrote:SWL it looks like a Quiche mate!
A mate of mine has ketchup over his dinner, regardless of what it is. Lost a bit of respect for him when I saw him squeeze ketchup all over a roast dinner.
I guess some spanish waiter gave this omliche, or whatever the fuck it is, some fancy sounding spanish name, in his beautiful spanish accent, and SWL lapped it up.
Then he had ate the omliche
While staring at his idol who bluntly rejected him.
OnlyGotOneSong wrote:SWL it looks like a Quiche mate!
A mate of mine has ketchup over his dinner, regardless of what it is. Lost a bit of respect for him when I saw him squeeze ketchup all over a roast dinner.
I guess some spanish waiter gave this omliche, or whatever the fuck it is, some fancy sounding spanish name, in his beautiful spanish accent, and SWL lapped it up.
Then he had ate the omliche
While staring at his idol who bluntly rejected him.
"Buy some curry paste and throw it in a pot with tomatoes and chicken".
) of ketchup on most things and it really upsets her chef sensibilities!! Sometimes I'll splapp on the ketchup even when I don't fancy it just to wind her up...
He'll be telling us he has a favourite tapas restaurant next 
