Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Saw this on twitter:


Bendtner Nicklas Bendtner
Goodbye Arsenal. Been a good few years :) Hello Sunderland :)

I like this one:

hananabdi1 maryan dahir
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@Bendtner go to hell
31 Aug
in reply to ↑

@Bendtner Nicklas Bendtner
@hananabdi1 sorry cant, im going to sunderland
31 Aug via web


The same thing! :wink:

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Post by safcftm »

I'm sure you've all seen it before but, as we're a bit short on Bendtner news/ photos and interviews at the minute whilst he is busy being Denmark's best ever striker, I might as well copy the "20 reasons why Nicklas Bendtner is a living legend" piece, as I believe it deserves to reside in this thread:

1. Nicklas Bendtner has scored more Premier League goals than Diego Maradona.
2. Nicklas Bendtner has more caps for Denmark than Zinedine Zidane.
3. Ruud Gullit had a goals per game ratio for the Netherlands of 0.25 goals per game, Nicklas Bendtner, to date, has an international goals per game ratio of 0.34 goals per game, BETTER than Gullit.
4. Nicklas Bendtner has scored more FA Premier Reserve League (South) goals than Thierry Henry
5. To date, Nicklas Bendtner has scored more UEFA Champions League goals (9) than Alan Shearer (7)
6. Nicklas Bendtner has played more minutes of UEFA Champions League football than Pele.
7. In 2004, Nicklas Bendtner was named Danish Under-17 Player of the Year. Johan Cruyff HAS NEVER been voted Danish Player of the Year, Under-17 or otherwise.
8. Nicklas Bendtner has featured in 9 FA Cup matches, to date, Franz Beckenbauer has featured in none.
9. Nicklas Bendtner stands at an impressive 6'5" tall, Michel Platini by comparison, is only 5'10".
10. Nicklas Bendtner has a better goals per game ratio in the Premier League (0.26) than Alfredo di Stefano (0.00)
11. Nicklas Bendtner has played more FIFA World Cup Finals games than Eric Cantona
12. Nicklas Bendtner has played more minutes of Premier League football than Ferenc Puskas
13. To date, Nicklas Bendtner has scored more FA League Cup goals than Romario and Ronaldo COMBINED.
14. Nicklas Bendtner has been voted Danish Player of the Year more times (1) than Lothar Matthaus (0)
15. Roberto Baggio missed a penalty in the 1990 World Cup Final. Nicklas Bendtner, to date, has NEVER missed a penalty in a World Cup final.
16. Nicklas Bendtner has scored more goals for Denmark than Lionel Messi. In fact, Messi HAS NEVER scored a goal for Denmark in competitive football.
17. Nicklas Bendtner made his international debut aged 18. Eusebio only acheived this feat at the age of 19.
18. Nicklas Bendtner has a better goals per game ratio in the FA Cup than Peter Schmeichel.
19. Nicklas Bendtner has more Premier League assists, to date, than Paolo Maldini.
20. Nicklas Bendtner has completed more minutes of FA Championship football than Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Absolutely brilliant safcftm!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote::coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Absolutely brilliant safcftm!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
And it's ALL TRUE!!! :shock:

We were all wrong. Bendtner is Christ reborn on the football pitch! :barscarf:

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You forgot to add that Nicklas Bendtner has kept a clean sheet every time he's played in goal at Old Trafford...

...too soon? :oops:

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skizz_b wrote:You forgot to add that Nicklas Bendtner has kept a clean sheet every time he's played in goal at Old Trafford...

...too soon? :oops:
:lol:

We should now change the title of this thread to "The Thread of Truth". :wink:

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Post by safcftm »

Well, Denmark played tonight so, no surprise, they played their best ever international striker, Nicklas Bendtner for their important game against Norway. Obviously, Norway is a pretty worthless country in footballing terms and so were never likely to be able to live with a striker of his pedigree.

Heres his first
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cDX9gUO0W0

Heres his second
http://videa.hu/videok/sport/denmark-2- ... CZZTwiaHCy

Fuck off Norway, no match for the likes of he. He's now on his way to Sunderland to show Chelsea what a fucking immense striker looks like. I'm thinking this boy is going to be a pretty big fucking deal in world football

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Post by northbankbren »

Has he nailed his ex yet, you know his ex as in ex managers duaghter?

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northbankbren wrote:Has he nailed his ex yet, you know his ex as in ex managers duaghter?
Not as far as I know mate, but as she is currently having to endure listening to Darren Bent's shite craic about his trainers and having to experience his two faced, Judas cock, I'm sure it won't be long before she is back where she belongs, swinging from Bendtner's knob and screaming "oh my God, oh Nick, oh, oh Nicky, oh Nicky Bendtner, oh, fuck, I'd almost forgotten how good you were, oh fuck, I cant believe I ever gave my stinking hole to a fucking judas mercenary, useless, missed an open goal against Switzerland at home fucking prick like Darren Bent, please, please Nicky, stick your cock up my fucking arsehole so I can feel what it feels like to have a real man up there, oh Nicky you're even a more natural finisher, oh shower me with your infinitely more valuable semen, oh baby, oh baby, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes nicky, piss in my mouth you beautiful man, piss in my mouth, oh piss in my mouth Nicky, oh bent doesnt have half the physique that you do, oh my fanny has literally begged for your return, oh baby fuck me like a rabbit, oh yes"

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Post by arseofacrow »

We got rid of the *word censored* and yet we still have to endure this..


:roll: :wink:


Basement.

:idea:

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arseofacrow wrote:We got rid of the c**t and yet we still have to endure this..


:roll: :wink:


Basement.

:idea:
:lol:

Bendtner is like syphilis - you never really get rid of it. So Percy keeps saying anyway... :shock:

:lol: :wink:

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Betting on Bendy

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I'm still up for betting with Donaldoscore over 10 goals in all competitions before January 6th 2012.

In Fact,Il bet anyone the same !

Not looking to earn off it would suggest someone sets up a charity pay pal account and I will dump the 100 squid on it ,I would suggest Great Ormond Street Kiddies Hospital but if you prefer the Ballestier Special School here in Singapore ,that will do fine as it's the one I raise money for whilst I'm here.

Those that bet against can either take the money if they win or let it go to the GOSH or BSS!

In your hands fellas ,I always pay my dues so if someone sets it up i will do it !

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Bendtner, who was shipped off to Sunderland on the last day of the transfer window on a season-long loan, insists he’d never consider returning to the Gunners.

But Nordtveit, 21, who joined Borussia Monchengladbach last December after three years at the Emirates, revealed the striker’s attitude to training and his personal performance meant he was always destined to leave north London unhappy.

‘You could not say much to him (about his game) because it doesn’t take much for him not to like you,’ Nordtveit told Danish channel TV2 sport.

‘He has his own way of doing things, but he could have made more of an effort in training when he was at Arsenal.

‘It was disappointing for Bendtner to have so little time on the field in the last half year. But Arsene Wenger always wants to play with his best players and that’s what he did.’


http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/8 ... al-starlet

:lol:

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Red Gunner wrote:Bendtner, who was shipped off to Sunderland on the last day of the transfer window on a season-long loan, insists he’d never consider returning to the Gunners.

But Nordtveit, 21, who joined Borussia Monchengladbach last December after three years at the Emirates, revealed the striker’s attitude to training and his personal performance meant he was always destined to leave north London unhappy.

‘You could not say much to him (about his game) because it doesn’t take much for him not to like you,’ Nordtveit told Danish channel TV2 sport.

‘He has his own way of doing things, but he could have made more of an effort in training when he was at Arsenal.

‘It was disappointing for Bendtner to have so little time on the field in the last half year. But Arsene Wenger always wants to play with his best players and that’s what he did.’


http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/8 ... al-starlet

:lol:
Maybe Bendtner might just think that Nordtveit is a dull *word censored* and thus didnt want to speak to him. In fact, why is he even trying to speak to the likes of Bendtner about his game? Perhaps Nordtveit should have kept his mouth shut and focussed on improving himself- had he done this perhaps he would have amassed more than 0 appearances for the Arsenal. No wonder Bendtner didnt speak to him, probably thought he was there to clean his pink boots

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Re: Betting on Bendy

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Herd wrote:I'm still up for betting with Donaldoscore over 10 goals in all competitions before January 6th 2012.

In Fact,Il bet anyone the same !

Not looking to earn off it would suggest someone sets up a charity pay pal account and I will dump the 100 squid on it ,I would suggest Great Ormond Street Kiddies Hospital but if you prefer the Ballestier Special School here in Singapore ,that will do fine as it's the one I raise money for whilst I'm here.

Those that bet against can either take the money if they win or let it go to the GOSH or BSS!

In your hands fellas ,I always pay my dues so if someone sets it up i will do it !

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Are you into Graffiti Herd? Wouldn't have thought so... :lol: :lol:

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