northbankbren wrote:Has he nailed his ex yet, you know his ex as in ex managers duaghter?
Not as far as I know mate, but as she is currently having to endure listening to Darren Bent's shite craic about his trainers and having to experience his two faced, Judas cock, I'm sure it won't be long before she is back where she belongs, swinging from Bendtner's knob and screaming "oh my God, oh Nick, oh, oh Nicky, oh Nicky Bendtner, oh, fuck, I'd almost forgotten how good you were, oh fuck, I cant believe I ever gave my stinking hole to a fucking judas mercenary, useless, missed an open goal against Switzerland at home fucking prick like Darren Bent, please, please Nicky, stick your cock up my fucking arsehole so I can feel what it feels like to have a real man up there, oh Nicky you're even a more natural finisher, oh shower me with your infinitely more valuable semen, oh baby, oh baby, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes nicky, piss in my mouth you beautiful man, piss in my mouth, oh piss in my mouth Nicky, oh bent doesnt have half the physique that you do, oh my fanny has literally begged for your return, oh baby fuck me like a rabbit, oh yes"