Mc Guinness for President

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:31 am

REBEL GOONER wrote:i think norris will still run but if not then i will go with michael d higgins. a good man.

Pity Roy Keane ain't running, eh Reb

Post by **REB** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:43 am

goonersid wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:i think norris will still run but if not then i will go with michael d higgins. a good man.
Pity Roy Keane ain't running, eh Reb

get all the cork votes thats for sure

RoscommonGooner · Post by **RoscommonGooner** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:48 am

northbankbren wrote:
RoscommonGooner wrote:
northbankbren wrote:Im just gutted Gay Burn isnt in the running.
That was the only reason I would have voted, to vote for anyone bar that smarmy, codecending git. God, I hate the sight and sound of him
No word of a lie, when he used to do the late late show my uncle and auntie got a random letter in the post. It was from the man himself (his people anyway) inviting them to one of Mr Byrnes garden parties. Anyway they went along and said they had a great day. Lots of free food and drink, and a few irish celebs and gaa stars. They got to briefly meet the man himself who thanked them for comming along, and was apparently very nice in person. Anyway they had a great day. It wasnt until a couple of weeks later when they recieved another random letter from him, this time it was a bill for the event. Â£80 each to be paid by cheque.

As you can imagine it wasnt a cheque they sent him, but a nice friendly letter stating where they could shove said bill. As you can imagine their opinion of him changed after that.

Also heard a story that he was invited to a wedding, went to it and then sent the happy couple a fucking bill

Could be an urban myth but I wouldn't put it pase the prick

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:41 pm

northbankbren wrote:
RoscommonGooner wrote:
northbankbren wrote:Im just gutted Gay Burn isnt in the running.
That was the only reason I would have voted, to vote for anyone bar that smarmy, codecending git. God, I hate the sight and sound of him
No word of a lie, when he used to do the late late show my uncle and auntie got a random letter in the post. It was from the man himself (his people anyway) inviting them to one of Mr Byrnes garden parties. Anyway they went along and said they had a great day. Lots of free food and drink, and a few irish celebs and gaa stars. They got to briefly meet the man himself who thanked them for comming along, and was apparently very nice in person. Anyway they had a great day. It wasnt until a couple of weeks later when they recieved another random letter from him, this time it was a bill for the event. Â£80 each to be paid by cheque.

As you can imagine it wasnt a cheque they sent him, but a nice friendly letter stating where they could shove said bill. As you can imagine their opinion of him changed after that.

Fucking hell, he sounds like the Great Gatsby in the first half of that story.

arseofacrow · Post by **arseofacrow** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:53 pm

Number 5 wrote:
northbankbren wrote:
RoscommonGooner wrote:
northbankbren wrote:Im just gutted Gay Burn isnt in the running.
That was the only reason I would have voted, to vote for anyone bar that smarmy, codecending git. God, I hate the sight and sound of him
No word of a lie, when he used to do the late late show my uncle and auntie got a random letter in the post. It was from the man himself (his people anyway) inviting them to one of Mr Byrnes garden parties. Anyway they went along and said they had a great day. Lots of free food and drink, and a few irish celebs and gaa stars. They got to briefly meet the man himself who thanked them for comming along, and was apparently very nice in person. Anyway they had a great day. It wasnt until a couple of weeks later when they recieved another random letter from him, this time it was a bill for the event. Â£80 each to be paid by cheque.

As you can imagine it wasnt a cheque they sent him, but a nice friendly letter stating where they could shove said bill. As you can imagine their opinion of him changed after that.
Fucking hell, he sounds like the Great Gatsby in the first half of that story.

You remember you're on the onlinegooner, right Number 5?

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:40 am

arseofacrow wrote:You remember you're on the onlinegooner, right Number 5?

Hey, we've got some real cultured mother fuckers on here bud.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:10 pm

Number 5 wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:You remember you're on the onlinegooner, right Number 5?

Hey, we've got some real cultured mother fuckers on here bud.

Watched the NASCAAR episode of South Park again last night.

"Furck yoo! Dat's furckin' gay!"

RossieGooner · Post by **RossieGooner** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:16 pm

Number 5 wrote:
northbankbren wrote:
RoscommonGooner wrote:
northbankbren wrote:Im just gutted Gay Burn isnt in the running.
That was the only reason I would have voted, to vote for anyone bar that smarmy, codecending git. God, I hate the sight and sound of him
No word of a lie, when he used to do the late late show my uncle and auntie got a random letter in the post. It was from the man himself (his people anyway) inviting them to one of Mr Byrnes garden parties. Anyway they went along and said they had a great day. Lots of free food and drink, and a few irish celebs and gaa stars. They got to briefly meet the man himself who thanked them for comming along, and was apparently very nice in person. Anyway they had a great day. It wasnt until a couple of weeks later when they recieved another random letter from him, this time it was a bill for the event. Â£80 each to be paid by cheque.

As you can imagine it wasnt a cheque they sent him, but a nice friendly letter stating where they could shove said bill. As you can imagine their opinion of him changed after that.
Fucking hell, he sounds like the Great Gatsby in the first half of that story.

Who did he play for then ?

ThomasMitchell · Post by **ThomasMitchell** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:22 pm

Anyone but the Sinn Fein or Fianna Fail candidates. McGuinness would be a PR disaster for Ireland. Hopefully Gay Mitchell will win.

RossieGooner · Post by **RossieGooner** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:06 am

ThomasMitchell wrote:Anyone but the Sinn Fein or Fianna Fail candidates. McGuinness would be a PR disaster for Ireland. Hopefully Gay Mitchell will win.

Gay Mitchell... Gay Byrne wanted to run.... David Norris might win... We should change the Tricolour to a nice little pink number ...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:33 am

I hope Norris doesn't get in. This is the same sick fucker that tried to use his privileged position to appeal to the Israeli government to be lenient with his ex-boyfriend who was found guilty of the statutory rape of a 15 year old boy.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/au ... -president

The fucker has also expressed very unsavoury views about sex with children (which he then denied when they were published).

Sick dirty bastard.

RossieGooner · Post by **RossieGooner** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:17 am

To be honest all the candidates are shit. Not one of them would inspire anyone. Pretty much reflects the national morale level in our country right now i suppose.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:49 pm

RossieGooner wrote:To be honest all the candidates are shit. Not one of them would inspire anyone. Pretty much reflects the national morale level in our country right now i suppose.

True. Our politicians are still just a bunch of corrupt, self-serving, incompetant fuckwads. The very fact that so many of the bankers and developers that fucked this country are still in their jobs and not in prison says it all.

Let's just pray that the racist, xenophobic, religious nutjob, daughter of Satan (or Dana as she is also known to the other members of her coven) doesn't get elected. Public stoning and crucifixion of non-believers would really put the tourists off!

Post by **flash gunner** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:07 pm

So as far as i can make out in Ireland presindency race you have

a bloke called Gay who is straight
a bloke called David who is gay and has questionable morals
a bloke who has a history of terrorism

Anyone else we should know about?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:11 pm

flash gunner wrote:So as far as i can make out in Ireland presindency race you have

a bloke called Gay who is straight
a bloke called David who is gay and has questionable morals
a bloke who has a history of terrorism

Anyone else we should know about?

A bird who is the living embodiment of Satan on Earth but hides behind the facade of a Catholic fundamentalist.

Yep. We got the choices. Sure do!