The online gooners first fully anonymous confession thread

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:11 am

Fucking hell, a damning confession was received last night

Topical confession following derby. I actually quite like Spurs. Obviously hate them v Arsenal but like seeing them do well in competitions that Arsenal arent in (Europa League)

You dirty beast, your soul is cleansed

topcat · Post by **topcat** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:12 am

Percy Dalton wrote:I fucked DB10's missus!

It was a huge mistake and it was heartbreaking for her knowing that the 56th time was the last and that she had to go back to small portions again!

I had to end it when she became obsessed by her husbands lies about fucking English women and how upset she got about his obvious lack of height, ability and looks to do this.

She wanted to runaway with the circus but it was clear he was more suited and his grape juggling act was well known and would be the main bread winner......that and tarmacing!

This is meant to be a cofession thread, you can't say something that everyones done.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:05 am

When my wife puts her dirty underwear in the basket I sometimes take it out and wear it for a while. I was wearing a pair of her knickers when I attended the cup final last season

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Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:22 pm

Does anyone else get the feeling these "anonymous" confessions are just our Mackem mate getting rid of alot of emotional baggage?

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:29 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Does anyone else get the feeling these "anonymous" confessions are just our Mackem mate getting rid of alot of emotional baggage?

trust me mate, my confessions are much, much worse than the ones i've had through thus far (and I didnt go to the carling cup final last season

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safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:31 pm

Another confession has arrived, another soul is cleansed

my boss pissed me off this morning so i plucked out 3 long pubes and put them in his tea.

pissed myself laughing when he nearly choked and pulled one out , oh and i should know better at 44 !

(and no DB10, I'm not 44 either

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Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:48 pm

safcftm wrote:Another confession has arrived, another soul is cleansed

my boss pissed me off this morning so i plucked out 3 long pubes and put them in his tea.

pissed myself laughing when he nearly choked and pulled one out , oh and i should know better at 44 !
(and no DB10, I'm not 44 either )

I am!!

But no, that wasn't me. Although it has given me an idea...

Best/worst (you decide!) thing I probably ever did was shark a bird at a party and then snuck downstairs, pulled her friend and in the downstairs toilet got her to clean her friend's pussy juice off my schlonger with her mouth. She didn't even bat a fucking eyelid (and obviously it couldn't have tasted normal - or maybe that WAS the normal taste for her, the dirty bitch!!).

Ah, to be young, single, drunk and a bit of a cunt again. Good days.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:02 pm

I guess the word 'anonymous' is too hard for a midget ginger Paddy to look up? ;)

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:06 pm

SWLGooner wrote:I guess the word 'anonymous' is too hard for a midget ginger Paddy to look up?

Sorry, did the gawky, racist, ginger beer-spiller express an opinion there? Or did he just spill someone else's pint?

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:17 pm

At this point I feel compelled to 'come out'......

.....as an admirer of Abou Diaby. Shit...I'd got away with it for so long too

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:17 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:I guess the word 'anonymous' is too hard for a midget ginger Paddy to look up?
Sorry, did the gawky, racist, ginger beer-spiller express an opinion there? Or did he just spill someone else's pint?

Did the Irishman start blathering on about Charlie George to some geezer he doesn't know?

Or did he just rim a goat and lay some tarmac?

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:23 pm

safcftm wrote:Another confession has arrived, another soul is cleansed

my boss pissed me off this morning so i plucked out 3 long pubes and put them in his tea.

pissed myself laughing when he nearly choked and pulled one out , oh and i should know better at 44 !
(and no DB10, I'm not 44 either )

Bet that one was Sid

scfc64 · Post by **scfc64** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:27 pm

Dear Mr Sunderland man,
Did you see Corrie tonight ? If so,where my eyes deceiving me or was that Kevin Webster servicing a 13 year old Escort in his garage?

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:30 pm

scfc64 wrote:Dear Mr Sunderland man,
Did you see Corrie tonight ? If so,where my eyes deceiving me or was that Kevin Webster servicing a 13 year old Escort in his garage?

Did you see the way he oiled that exhaust pipe..........?

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:59 pm

another confession arrives

Hey buddy, here's mine:

- I always admired Schmeichel, and he is actually the best keeper I've ever seen. I think he was way better than Seaman.

- I never watch our matches at Old Trafford. I hate losing to those bastards and since that's what always happens, I'd just rather watch a movie and look at the result afterwards.

- I'm an atheist and sincerely believe that religion is the biggest cancer of modern society.

- I don't find Shakira, Jennifer Lopez or Halle Berry attractive at all. I'd rather ***** one at home.

- DB10Gooner wants desperatly to have sex with me, but I've told him countless time to stop being so fucking gay. The twat just won't listen! What should I do, father?

There, I feel so much better

Cheers,

Well, my son, if you dont find Shakira, Jennifer Lopez or Halle Berry attractive at all, I suggest you stop denying DB10 his intimacy and embrace his loving. I have a funny feeling you'd enjoy it.