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I reckon we should try and sort out the songs, quite a few players deserve one that haven't got a decent one.

ALMUNIA - No, he doesn't need one.

SZCZESNY - the built my house one is a bit dodgy, I quite like the "Szczesny! Szczesny! Szczesny!" one to the tune of the one the Chavscum sing.

FABIANSKI - doesn't need one.

SAGNA - He's got dodgy hair is a bit crap, needs a proper one especially as he is one of our best players and a top bloke by all accounts.

MERTESACKER - needs a new one or revision of the second line of the Macarena one, we can't go about singing that and it would never catch on, rightfully so.

VERMAELEN - needs a new one, we can't have the same for him as for RVP.

KOSCIELNY - Needs one! He's been really improving and much more consistent, time we gave him a song.


SANTOS - he's got one IMO, the Pigbag one, it's a good tune and nobody else has it in our team.

SQUILLACI - doesn't need one.

DJOUROU - Chim chiminy's a bit shit but more important songs to sort out first.

JENKINSON - I reckon we should play up him being a proper Gooner, so like at the start of this -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkO3poC5liM "he's one of us, he's one of us, he's one of, Jenko's one of us!"

GIBBS - needs a song, hasn't got one.

DIABY - I've got a good idea - Abou, you're a *word censored*! Abou, Abou, you're a *word censored*! What'd you reckon lads?

ROSICKY - Super Tom will do, we will almost never need to sing it.

ARTETA - Follow Follow Follow is good.

RAMSEY - one Aaron Ramsey is fine.

SONG - one Song is fine.

WILSHERE - needs a song IMO

ARSHAVIN - has plenty, three I can think of!

FRIMPONG - I like the Flintstones one and the 'let's all have a singsong, Emmanuel Yaw Frimpong' one

BENAYOUN - Not entirely sure he needs a song if he's only here for a year.

PARK - doesn't have one but it doesn't really matter, if he never plays

VAN PERSIE - needs a proper song big time. I say we give him Na$ri's old one, it fits and all.

WALCOTT - needs a song, he's really stepping up. Something to the tune of Eduardo's old one? IHH and IUFGN, this is your cue...

OXLADE-CHAMBERLAIN - he sort of needs one, but again that can wait.

GERVINHO - Gervinho oh oh oh oh oh oh! or the 'always believe in your soul' one to the tune of gold.

CHAMAKH - he has two songs, both very similar but about 6 of us know the second one and it's a bit *word censored*-ish
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

How about this to Man City's song.....

Chesney, Chesney,
The best keeper in the world.



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I Hate Hleb wrote:How about this to Man City's song.....

Chesney, Chesney,
The best keeper in the world.



:lol: :lol: :wink:
Which City song?
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Or this one for Sagna (to the melody of Mammy)...

Sa-gna. Sa-gna
Despite your dodgy weave,
We hope you don't leave ,
Oh Sa-gna.

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SWLGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:How about this to Man City's song.....

Chesney, Chesney,
The best keeper in the world.



:lol: :lol: :wink:
Which City song?
:shock: :shock: :shock:

City. City.
The best team in the world!!

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What's the fuck is wrong with my A-TEAM song for Frimmy!!

Good shout on the rvp- nasri song, at least we can sing it often at the mo.
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Post by DUFFMAN »

Always kinda liked the Englishman at Arsenal, sting number.

Gervinihead (that came up in predictive when I typed gerv!!) has a quality one in spandau but I get loads of stick when I start it cos all the mongs drown it out with "we've got gervinihead "

Ffs , be original!
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Post by jamjc64 »

Why dont we have.

We have the one and only wojciech szczesny in goal ...


You dont need to ask to what tune. But if your really struggling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8f2mW1GFSI
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I like the 'His forehead is immense' one to the Vieira tune for Gervinho. 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:I like the 'His forehead is immense' one to the Vieira tune for Gervinho. 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
The first line being... I'm not having a great day am I.

Duffman see if you can start the A team one then.

I like the Spandau Ballet one, reckon it will catch on...
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Thing is we've got decent songs for certain players (Oh Vermaelen number 5, an englishman at Arsenal, Gervinho-oh always believe in your soul) but people find it difficult to remember a chant as soon as there's more than 2 words to it...
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SWLGooner wrote:I like the Spandau Ballet one, reckon it will catch on...
I think you're wrong. It didn't for Cole and I doubt it will for Gervinho. That's because it's a difficult key to sing in. It's too high pitched and it sounds a bit effeminate to boot!! :oops:
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Chips and Chocolate wrote:Thing is we've got decent songs for certain players (Oh Vermaelen number 5, an englishman at Arsenal, Gervinho-oh always believe in your soul) but people find it difficult to remember a chant as soon as there's more than 2 words to it...
plus the fact theyre sung at a million miles per hour makes em hard to catch on.

Can never understand why our song are sung so bloody fast. :?
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northbankbren wrote:
Chips and Chocolate wrote:Thing is we've got decent songs for certain players (Oh Vermaelen number 5, an englishman at Arsenal, Gervinho-oh always believe in your soul) but people find it difficult to remember a chant as soon as there's more than 2 words to it...
plus the fact theyre sung at a million miles per hour makes em hard to catch on.

Can never understand why our song are sung so bloody fast. :?
Yes it's doing my head in!
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Chips and Chocolate wrote:
northbankbren wrote:
Chips and Chocolate wrote:Thing is we've got decent songs for certain players (Oh Vermaelen number 5, an englishman at Arsenal, Gervinho-oh always believe in your soul) but people find it difficult to remember a chant as soon as there's more than 2 words to it...
plus the fact theyre sung at a million miles per hour makes em hard to catch on.

Can never understand why our song are sung so bloody fast. :?
Yes it's doing my head in!
If some plum starts up Bejesus Said Paddy at 1000 miles an hour, I always feel the urge to deck em. :banghead:
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