ALMUNIA - No, he doesn't need one.
SZCZESNY - the built my house one is a bit dodgy, I quite like the "Szczesny! Szczesny! Szczesny!" one to the tune of the one the Chavscum sing.
FABIANSKI - doesn't need one.
SAGNA - He's got dodgy hair is a bit crap, needs a proper one especially as he is one of our best players and a top bloke by all accounts.
MERTESACKER - needs a new one or revision of the second line of the Macarena one, we can't go about singing that and it would never catch on, rightfully so.
VERMAELEN - needs a new one, we can't have the same for him as for RVP.
KOSCIELNY - Needs one! He's been really improving and much more consistent, time we gave him a song.
SANTOS - he's got one IMO, the Pigbag one, it's a good tune and nobody else has it in our team.
SQUILLACI - doesn't need one.
DJOUROU - Chim chiminy's a bit shit but more important songs to sort out first.
JENKINSON - I reckon we should play up him being a proper Gooner, so like at the start of this -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkO3poC5liM "he's one of us, he's one of us, he's one of, Jenko's one of us!"
GIBBS - needs a song, hasn't got one.
DIABY - I've got a good idea - Abou, you're a *word censored*! Abou, Abou, you're a *word censored*! What'd you reckon lads?
ROSICKY - Super Tom will do, we will almost never need to sing it.
ARTETA - Follow Follow Follow is good.
RAMSEY - one Aaron Ramsey is fine.
SONG - one Song is fine.
WILSHERE - needs a song IMO
ARSHAVIN - has plenty, three I can think of!
FRIMPONG - I like the Flintstones one and the 'let's all have a singsong, Emmanuel Yaw Frimpong' one
BENAYOUN - Not entirely sure he needs a song if he's only here for a year.
PARK - doesn't have one but it doesn't really matter, if he never plays
VAN PERSIE - needs a proper song big time. I say we give him Na$ri's old one, it fits and all.
WALCOTT - needs a song, he's really stepping up. Something to the tune of Eduardo's old one? IHH and IUFGN, this is your cue...
OXLADE-CHAMBERLAIN - he sort of needs one, but again that can wait.
GERVINHO - Gervinho oh oh oh oh oh oh! or the 'always believe in your soul' one to the tune of gold.
CHAMAKH - he has two songs, both very similar but about 6 of us know the second one and it's a bit *word censored*-ish
