Wenger starting to annoy me

[armchair]

Swear to fuk. I got absolutely drenched today. Think I'm coming down wit manflu.

Manflu -
A rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the "XY" gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu"

[OneBardGooner]

[quote="arseofacrow"][quote="rodders999"][quote="highburyJD"][quote="flash gunner"][quote="rodders999"]Did you know there are only four words in the English language which end in “dousâ€

[OneBardGooner]

I must say that it is impressive how many people comment on my posts on here

what topic do you want me to bring up next?

What method you are going to use to commit suicide...ya feckwit.

[olgitgooner]

supercalifragilisticexpialidodous

Perhaps not.

This is enough acid in the human digestive system to completely disolve a six inch nail.

[OneBardGooner]

supercalifragilisticexpialidodous

Perhaps not.

This is enough acid in the human digestive system to completely disolve a six inch nail.

But what about the rest of the band ....will they need a new singer?....and why is it Johnny Cash's version of 'Hurt' is soooo much better than their's????

[mcdowell42]

Did you know that hippos can swim up to 60km underwater

[mcdowell42]

If you hear a cricket chirping and you have a watch, you can estimate the temperature where the cricket is. If you can hear more than one, you can tell whether they are experiencing different temperatures. To calculate the "cricket temperature," count the number of chirps in a 14-second period. Add forty to the result, and you have a rough estimate of the Fahrenheit temperature of the cricket.

[OneBardGooner]

If you hear a cricket chirping and you have a watch, you can estimate the temperature where the cricket is. If you can hear more than one, you can tell whether they are experiencing different temperatures. To calculate the "cricket temperature," count the number of chirps in a 14-second period. Add forty to the result, and you have a rough estimate of the Fahrenheit temperature of the cricket.

[olgitgooner]

During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

[OneBardGooner]

During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

And did you know her name was Nellie (Fact)

[olgitgooner]

During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

And did you know her name was Nellie (Fact)

I thought Nellie the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus?

I shouldn't have believed in that Nazi propaganda.

[mcdowell42]

During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

You must have been in secondary school just about then

[olgitgooner]

During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

You must have been in secondary school just about then

It was me who dropped the fucking bomb!

[Rosie_titters]

[quote="rodders999"]Did you know there are only four words in the English language which end in “dousâ€

[nexum5me]

got number 1 straight away

azerbjzan (spelt very wrong) at 7:48

i will edit in number 2 when i get it