SALMON KALOU

no. 1 is Perry Groves.... · Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:45 pm

Salmon Kalou; a second string striker who does not seem to be able to score many goals.........

he'll fit right in, sign him up wenger!

highburyJD · Post by **highburyJD** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:00 pm

the Anelka shout is not a bad one, although I assume he would have to take a paycut
he's cup tied in the CL but that didn't stop us signing Arshavin or Greedybarndoor (almost makes selection easier - they will always start the weekend before a CL game)

kiwomya · Post by **kiwomya** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:06 pm

highburyJD wrote:the Anelka shout is not a bad one, although I assume he would have to take a paycut
he's cup tied in the CL but that didn't stop us signing Arshavin or Greedybarndoor (almost makes selection easier - they will always start the weekend before a CL game)

He's leaving Chelsea because of lack of football so I doubt he'd want to sit on our bench instead for less money. He'll no doubt be going overseas for a slower pace of football and a stupid amount of money.

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:06 pm

salmon kalou must be related to ryan sharkcross, seabastian bass-song and mark fish surely?

damn it's hard to do those things not in your mother tongue

btw hlebby, i'm upset that you missed such an obvious typo

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:09 pm

I didn't ;)

highburyJD · Post by **highburyJD** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:27 pm

kiwomya wrote:
highburyJD wrote:the Anelka shout is not a bad one, although I assume he would have to take a paycut
he's cup tied in the CL but that didn't stop us signing Arshavin or Greedybarndoor (almost makes selection easier - they will always start the weekend before a CL game)
He's leaving Chelsea because of lack of football so I doubt he'd want to sit on our bench instead for less money. He'll no doubt be going overseas for a slower pace of football and a stupid amount of money.

maybe RedBulls can get the Henry/Anelka strikeforce AW wanted in the early noughties...

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:43 pm

highburyJD wrote:
kiwomya wrote:
highburyJD wrote:the Anelka shout is not a bad one, although I assume he would have to take a paycut
he's cup tied in the CL but that didn't stop us signing Arshavin or Greedybarndoor (almost makes selection easier - they will always start the weekend before a CL game)
He's leaving Chelsea because of lack of football so I doubt he'd want to sit on our bench instead for less money. He'll no doubt be going overseas for a slower pace of football and a stupid amount of money.
maybe RedBulls can get the Henry/Anelka strikeforce AW wanted in the early noughties...

two players whose major asset was pace and now are slower than mertesacker carrying percy on his back

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:26 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:
highburyJD wrote:
kiwomya wrote:
highburyJD wrote:the Anelka shout is not a bad one, although I assume he would have to take a paycut
he's cup tied in the CL but that didn't stop us signing Arshavin or Greedybarndoor (almost makes selection easier - they will always start the weekend before a CL game)
He's leaving Chelsea because of lack of football so I doubt he'd want to sit on our bench instead for less money. He'll no doubt be going overseas for a slower pace of football and a stupid amount of money.
maybe RedBulls can get the Henry/Anelka strikeforce AW wanted in the early noughties...
two players whose major asset was pace and now are slower than mertesacker carrying percy on his back

:finger:

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:07 pm

SWLGooner wrote:
arsenalmorris wrote:if it meant Chamakh never got near the 1st team again i would snap there arms off for kalou
To be honest, Kalou or not I'd quite enjoy snapping all the c**ts' arms off!

...Give that man a LARGE Drink !:cheers:

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:15 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:salmon kalou must be related to ryan sharkcross, seabastian bass-song and mark fish surely?

damn it's hard to do those things not in your mother tongue

btw hlebby, i'm upset that you missed such an obvious typo

Good work BG, not easy for you to do.

There is also Andrei Arsharkfin, Herring Berg and Prawn Wright-Phillips (thanks google!)

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:20 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:salmon kalou must be related to ryan sharkcross, seabastian bass-song and mark fish surely?

damn it's hard to do those things not in your mother tongue

btw hlebby, i'm upset that you missed such an obvious typo
Good work BG, not easy for you to do.

There is also Andrei Arsharkfin, Herring Berg and Prawn Wright-Phillips (thanks google!)

Jamie Pollock, Sardean Holdsworth, Michael Dorsal, Danny Shrimpson, Gareth Whale..

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:22 pm

Not forgetting of course.....

Dirk Trout
Rudd Van Nistelrooy
Ryan Barbel
Rock Santa Cruz
Sushi Jaaskelainen
Marlin Petrov
Sole Campbell
Steve Guppy
Jody Haddock

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:26 pm

Or Dave Dolphin, Gary Redherring and Brian Killerwhale!

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:58 pm

TeeCee wrote:Not forgetting of course.....

Dirk Trout
Rudd Van Nistelrooy
Ryan Barbel
Rock Santa Cruz
Sushi Jaaskelainen
Marlin Petrov
Sole Campbell
Steve Guppy
Jody Haddock

Brilliant

1989 · Post by **1989** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:40 pm

If he's gonna go African yet again then he should sign Papiss CissÃ©. Has an incredible scoring record in the Bundesliga playing for a relegation team. A million miles better than Chamuck and Park.