McDowell its over dude...no more - Hallelujah

[richpye]

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/901546-ars ... -to-offers

A Section???

I assume "A METRO WEB REPORTER" is french for "Made up B*****ks"

[OneBardGooner]

Aston Villa's new manager Paul Lambert has launched an audacious bid for Arsenal target Yann M'Villa. The 24-year old is struggling with an injury and will not be facing england on monday but has commented on the possible move as "once in a lifetime".
"I have seen aston villa and they are a top, top side. Players like Alan Hutton, Stephen Ireland and Emile Heskey are enough to entice any young player, this is a club with ambition, and I will definitley consider a move".
Asked about the previous attention from Arsenal, M'Villa had this to say:
"They play beautiful football, but they don't have the pull of Aston Villa, I'll talk to my agent after the Euros and hopefully we can come to an agreement".

Meanwhile 23 year-old, 21 stone unemployed glue sniffer Babatunde Le Gobshite of Barnet has been given a trial by Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger.
"He is an average african-frenchman, what else can I ask for"?

Full Story: Caught With Pants Down

Both stories are devastatingly funny

+1

[OneBardGooner]

from talkshyte:

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... ure-173991

Ray Parlour believes Arsene Wenger played Andrey Arshavin in the wrong position – and admits his Arsenal career is far from secure.

The midfield playmaker was in superb form on Friday night as Russia got their Euro 2012 campaign off a great start with a 4-1 win over the Czech Republic in Group A.
Arshavin, 31, has suffered a largely torrid time at the Emirates following his £16million move from Zenit St Petersburg in 2009, and he spent the last six months on loan at his former side after failing to secure a spot in Arsene Wenger’s first team.
Arsene Wenger’s always played him on the left hand side and he’s more of a central player
— Ray Parlour
But former Gunners favourite Parlour claims the Russian might not be completely to blame for his mixed fortunes in the Premier League.
“You could say that he was played in the wrong position at Arsenal,” Parlour told the Weekend Sports Breakfast. “Arsene Wenger’s always played him on the left hand side and he’s more of a central player.
“I’m sure Arsene will be watching and wondering why he couldn’t do that for Arsenal. He never played like that which is frustrating for the fans, Arsene Wenger and the players.”
Arshavin looked set to leave Arsenal this summer following his successful loan return to his homeland and Parlour admits his future is far from clear.
“Let’s see what happens with him,” he said. “I’m not sure whether he’ll go back to Arsenal or they’ll try and sell him.”

True, True!

[frankbutcher]

Wenger to Broadmoor.

[Top Londoner]

Wenger to Broadmoor.

That remark justifies it's place on this thread, and not the Friday joke thread. FACT.

[Top Londoner]

Wenger to Broadmoor.

That remark justifies it's place on this thread, and not the Friday joke thread. FACT.

Edit: Or Holloway with all the other pussies.

[GranadaJoe]

Played out of position? AA lined up on the left of the Russian front 3!

The reason he looked better for Russia is that he actually ran around and broke into a sweat, something he rarely did for us.

[TeeCee]

maybe he looked across midfield at Arsenal, and saw the likes of Rosicky, Diaby, Denilson, Benny, Song-aldo, and all the other dross and thought 'oh f*ck'......can't have been encouraging!!

[mcdowell42]

Rumours that Arsenal will sign Olivier Giroud for £12m

VIA ARSENAL ACTION TWITTER


http://www.fanfeedr.com/soccer/arsenal? ... 37c519a2b3

[1989]

Giroud is the new Drogba.

[mcdowell42]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... um=twitter

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Rumours that Arsenal will sign Olivier Giroud for £12m

VIA ARSENAL ACTION TWITTER


http://www.fanfeedr.com/soccer/arsenal? ... 37c519a2b3

I really fucking hope this is true!!

But, will look like the end of Van Persie's days at Arsenal if it does happen.

Mixed emotions?

[clockender1]

Paddy Power reports Giroud fee agreed at 13 mil plus chamakh too...

[QuartzGooner]

Lots of conflicting stories on Giroud
Al Jazeera say we have signed him, Young Guns blog says we have only just started negotiations.

[augie]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... um=twitter

And rightfully so too - aside from the wilshire aspect I am still totally opposed to footie being in the fcuking olympics Footie is a pro sport so is against the principles of the olympics plus these c**ts have the world cup, the euro's, the acn, the copa libertadores (sp ) so how many other comps does these people want ? They should leave the olympics to the athletics (and sycronised swimmers )

Any chance of a media blackout for those few weeks ?