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I assume "A METRO WEB REPORTER" is french for "Made up B*****ks"
+1SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Aston Villa's new manager Paul Lambert has launched an audacious bid for Arsenal target Yann M'Villa. The 24-year old is struggling with an injury and will not be facing england on monday but has commented on the possible move as "once in a lifetime".
"I have seen aston villa and they are a top, top side. Players like Alan Hutton, Stephen Ireland and Emile Heskey are enough to entice any young player, this is a club with ambition, and I will definitley consider a move".
Asked about the previous attention from Arsenal, M'Villa had this to say:
"They play beautiful football, but they don't have the pull of Aston Villa, I'll talk to my agent after the Euros and hopefully we can come to an agreement".
Meanwhile 23 year-old, 21 stone unemployed glue sniffer Babatunde Le Gobshite of Barnet has been given a trial by Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger.
"He is an average african-frenchman, what else can I ask for"?
Full Story: Caught With Pants Down
Both stories are devastatingly funny
frankbutcher wrote:Wenger to Broadmoor.
Top Londoner wrote:frankbutcher wrote:Wenger to Broadmoor.
That remark justifies it's place on this thread, and not the Friday joke thread. FACT.
I really fucking hope this is true!!mcdowell42 wrote:Rumours that Arsenal will sign Olivier Giroud for £12m
VIA ARSENAL ACTION TWITTER
http://www.fanfeedr.com/soccer/arsenal? ... 37c519a2b3
mcdowell42 wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... um=twitter