It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
- I do part time cleaning for dosh. What is it with mongs who dont understand "DO NOT ENTER - CLENAING IN PROGRESS" in big bold letter on a yellow sign? Then moan "Oh I didnt realise you were cleaning, now I'm going to tread mud into what you've done" or the divs who I "accidently" trip with the mop.
- Dick-jockeys who cut me up on my ped. Be patient, fucktards
- West Ham fans who watched Green Street and became "hooligans" despite never even going to London once in their life. Basically, ANY wannabe hardman.
DarylAFC wrote:- I do part time cleaning for dosh. What is it with mongs who dont understand "DO NOT ENTER - CLENAING IN PROGRESS" in big bold letter on a yellow sign? Then moan "Oh I didnt realise you were cleaning, now I'm going to tread mud into what you've done" or the divs who I "accidently" trip with the mop.
- Dick-jockeys who cut me up on my ped. Be patient, fucktards
- West Ham fans who watched Green Street and became "hooligans" despite never even going to London once in their life. Basically, ANY wannabe hardman.
DarylAFC wrote:- I do part time cleaning for dosh. What is it with mongs who dont understand "DO NOT ENTER - CLENAING IN PROGRESS" in big bold letter on a yellow sign? Then moan "Oh I didnt realise you were cleaning, now I'm going to tread mud into what you've done" or the divs who I "accidently" trip with the mop.
- Dick-jockeys who cut me up on my ped. Be patient, fucktards
- West Ham fans who watched Green Street and became "hooligans" despite never even going to London once in their life. Basically, ANY wannabe hardman.
franksav63 wrote:Postmen, who moan about everything... just do your job ya *word censored*...
Love you too Frank
goonersid wrote:
HashKads wrote:People that can't tidy their front garden. Making trying to get to their letterbox like a fucking assault course.
People that answer the door but try to restrain the dog from attacking me by sticking their leg in the way. Just lock it away you *word censored*.
Do you keep you back garden tidy Hash? I bet it can be a right mess sometimes
Well one thing about me is that if I can't get in round the front, I will most definitely try round the back.
Jay'Hash. re your av. My brother in law is a spitting image of Msr Poirot, down to a T. Also Belgian and could probably be persuaded to bat for the other side too.
I can't believe I'd missed this thread - perfect for a miserable *word censored* like me especially on weekends like this
My particular pet hate at present is every fucking sign, T-shirt, bag etc bearing the "Keep Calm and _______" logo. FFS - I thought people would get fucking bored with it after a couple of years but nope. In my gym they've put up a sign saying "Keep Calm and Carry on Running" and lately I've seen "Keep Calm and Buy Shoes", "Keep Calm and go fishing".
Aaaarrrrrrgghhhhhh - how the fuck can I keep calm when every bellend in sight is obsessed with this bullshit
Another thing I hate is 'over-familiarity' i.e. people I've never met calling me 'boss'. Some guy in the shop today "Do you want a bag boss?".....err, I'm not your fucking 'boss' and if I was I certainly wouldn't have some over familiar twat like you working for me. Now fuck off....
While we're on the subject of 'would you like a bag' - this whole fucking eco-friendly shite about asking me if I want a bag. No, I'll carry the fucking shopping on my head, tucked under my armpits and wedged up my arse. Of course I want a bag dipshit
SteveO 35 wrote:I can't believe I'd missed this thread - perfect for a miserable *word censored* like me especially on weekends like this
My particular pet hate at present is every fucking sign, T-shirt, bag etc bearing the "Keep Calm and _______" logo. FFS - I thought people would get fucking bored with it after a couple of years but nope. In my gym they've put up a sign saying "Keep Calm and Carry on Running" and lately I've seen "Keep Calm and Buy Shoes", "Keep Calm and go fishing".
Aaaarrrrrrgghhhhhh - how the fuck can I keep calm when every bellend in sight is obsessed with this bullshit
Another thing I hate is 'over-familiarity' i.e. people I've never met calling me 'boss'. Some guy in the shop today "Do you want a bag boss?".....err, I'm not your fucking 'boss' and if I was I certainly wouldn't have some over familiar twat like you working for me. Now fuck off....
While we're on the subject of 'would you like a bag' - this whole fucking eco-friendly shite about asking me if I want a bag. No, I'll carry the fucking shopping on my head, tucked under my armpits and wedged up my arse. Of course I want a bag dipshit
Agree on every point, especially the first one. The first time I saw one of those i came close to a smile but nowhere near a laugh. The amusement factor has been going steadily downhill since
People who still insist on using "dot.com" at the end of a sentence to supposedly emphasise a point. I heard some cock on his iPhone use the phrase 3 times on a train journey last week. "Yeah mate, yeah, its hassle dot.com at the moment"
I presume the same people that insist on using the phrase are the same mugs that poured all their money into dot.com a decade ago and fucked the lot of it
And this fucking 'Essex' buzzwords shit - 'well jel' and all that old cobblers. Having been an adopted son of Essex the past 10 years or so, I've had to listen to thick retards not only using this kind of shit in every day speak but have sadly watched it trend.......I can only assume that being a fake tanned, thick cretin is something to be celebrated these days.
Double negatives. In an era of innumerable crimes against the English language this particular plague is so widespread that soon "I aint done nothing" will be made grammatically correct and I'll be in the wrong
