Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

[Top Londoner]

The 'yoof' of today speaking Patois.

krunts cannot even point out the Caribbean on a map, even when using google earth.

[DB10GOONER]

The two teenaged Dublin girls on the train last night with the American Valley girl "grammar" and just a hint of fake American accents.

Eg;

"And I was like all like y'know... and he was like no way! And I was like yuh-huh!"
"Wow. Like, what a dork. I was like so not into him. He's like, so random. Like."

WTF? YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN YOU SPACKERS!!


FOAD.

[SteveO 35]

This morning's tube journey into the office reminded me of another 'favourite' i.e. people's seeming inability to use a handkerchief or tissue, instead preferring to spend the entire 20 minute journey sniffing and performing some sort of grunting sound only usually heard on farms.

BLOW YOUR 'EFFIN NOSE, FFS

[DB10GOONER]

This morning's tube journey into the office reminded me of another 'favourite' i.e. people's seeming inability to use a handkerchief or tissue, instead preferring to spend the entire 20 minute journey sniffing and performing some sort of grunting sound only usually heard on farms.

BLOW YOUR 'EFFIN NOSE, FFS

Pet peeve here too, mate. Along with all these fuckers in their late teens and twenties that are incapable of putting a hand over their mouth when they cough or yawn. LEARN SOME MANNERS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT ARSEHOLES.

[goonersid]

This morning's tube journey into the office reminded me of another 'favourite' i.e. people's seeming inability to use a handkerchief or tissue, instead preferring to spend the entire 20 minute journey sniffing and performing some sort of grunting sound only usually heard on farms.

BLOW YOUR 'EFFIN NOSE, FFS

That really fucks me off, also someone coughing or constantly clearing their throat, just fucking die.

[DB10GOONER]

This morning's tube journey into the office reminded me of another 'favourite' i.e. people's seeming inability to use a handkerchief or tissue, instead preferring to spend the entire 20 minute journey sniffing and performing some sort of grunting sound only usually heard on farms.

BLOW YOUR 'EFFIN NOSE, FFS

Pet peeve here too, mate. Along with all these fuckers in their late teens and twenties that are incapable of putting a hand over their mouth when they cough or yawn. LEARN SOME MANNERS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT ARSEHOLES.

Also the type of no mark pig fuckers that eat with their mouths open! smack smack slop slop smack slurp!!

The French and Spanish tourists we get in Dublin seem to be some of the worst for this. Is it a cultural thing?

[StuartL]

People who have names you can abbreviate but dont like them being abbreviated like Gary Bale, Gary Barry and anyone called James thats doesnt like Jim

What did Jim do?


Fixed it ?

[Barry Bastard]

Shoppers who inconveniently stop at the narrowest part of the aisle to do something other than shop. Like today in WHS an old coffin dodger stopped at the end which I was heading towards . It was narrower at both ends because there was Xmas stuff there taking up more space. She started looking in her bag for something so I had to stand there until she had finished because there was no way past, which there was if she had moved one yard further on.

Also wankers in the street or anywhere who see you coming but just decide to change direction and walk right in front of you, expecting you to stop. Well I just keep going and if I have to stop it's because they were in my way and I've just walked right into them.

[LDB]

People who are young with no physical impairments who walk so fucking slowly. Was stuck behind a pair of Oriental chicks on a very narrow stretch of pavement, not only did I look like a stalker I was genuinely finding it difficult to walk as slowly as they were

[SteveO 35]

Any fucking automated customer service helpline. "Press 3 for account enquiries".....so I press 3 listen to some fucking nondescript song for five minutes before some patronising dope then says "I'm sorry you've come through to the wrong department, I'll just transfer you to one of my colleagues that deals with account enquiries".

Repeat the same sorry process for 20 minutes

FUCK OFF

[armchair]

Stains who bring their dogs into kiddies playgrounds. There's a fukin fence around it to keep dogs out. There's signs up sayin - " NO dogs allowed" Yet these morons think they're different and it doesn't apply to them.

[QuartzGooner]

Fizzy energy drinks such as Red Bull.

Look at the cans strewn on the ground, and they are nearly all either Coca Cola or energy drinks such as Red Bull or cheaper versions.

Do these drinks deliver so much sugar that it turns people into self absorbed manics who cannot wait to put their can in a bin?

[DB10GOONER]

Stains who bring their dogs into kiddies playgrounds. There's a fukin fence around it to keep dogs out. There's signs up sayin - " NO dogs allowed" Yet these morons think they're different and it doesn't apply to them.

Also, 16 year old pukes that think it makes them look hard to be dragged around by a pit bull or Rotweiler with no muzzle. Fucking arseholes.

[goonersid]

The term "schoolboy error"

[DB10GOONER]

The term "schoolboy error"

No use of emoticons??

Schoolboy error.