Time for some festive cheer !

[Top Londoner]

Obviously to Away in a Manger. Perhaps one of you lyrical geniuses can improve the second verse. Not difficult.

Away is our manager, away in the head,
The little Lord Wenger has lost all his cred.
The North bank are booing, the press they awake,
The little Lord Wenger excuses he makes.

We loved you Lord Wenger when trophies you won,
but for seven long years now you haven't give us one.
The fans are all marching, the board are just pissed,
please leave us real soon while your rep still exists.

Fixed.
8/10

Cheers but the first one is worse. Sounds like we 're having sex with him! Second change is an improvement. 5/10.

Heh, I thought that only flash and DB10 thought along those lines

[Chippy]

Obviously to Away in a Manger. Perhaps one of you lyrical geniuses can improve the second verse. Not difficult.

Away is our manager, away in the head,
The little Lord Wenger has lost all his cred.
The North bank are booing, the press they awake,
The little Lord Wenger excuses he makes.

We loved you Lord Wenger when trophies you won,
but for seven long years now you haven't give us one.
The fans are all marching, the board are just pissed,
please leave us real soon while your rep still exists.

Fixed.
8/10

Cheers but the first one is worse. Sounds like we 're having sex with him! Second change is an improvement. 5/10.

Heh, I thought that only flash and DB10 thought along those lines

Sorry I thought all men's default position was to see sex in everything. At least that's what Mrs Chippy keeps telling me.

[rodders999]

SteveO you're off your fucking trolley but I love ya man!! The Slade tune you rewrote is qual-a-tay mon ami.

[Chippy]

SteveO you're off your fucking trolley but I love ya man!! The Slade tune you rewrote is qual-a-tay mon ami.

Blimey, you're happy, who are you and what have you done with the real Rodders?

[shu]

I bet Steveo remembers when the original song by Wizard came out (old boy)

[SteveO 35]

SteveO you're off your fucking trolley but I love ya man!! The Slade tune you rewrote is qual-a-tay mon ami.

Blimey, you're happy, who are you and what have you done with the real Rodders?

See what's possible?? SteveO's sing-a-long a Christmas has magic healing powers

[rodders999]

SteveO you're off your fucking trolley but I love ya man!! The Slade tune you rewrote is qual-a-tay mon ami.

Blimey, you're happy, who are you and what have you done with the real Rodders?

Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance


I woke up this morning at stage 5 Chipster. I'm in my happy place now. He can't hurt me anymore.

[The Joy of Cesc]

To The Pogues "Fairytale of New York":

And the boys of the AKB choir's still singing Arsene's name
As the bell-end's bringing on
Forehead again.


OK, I may have cheated cos not many of the words needed changing.

still a good effort

Brilliant, when's the carol service, even I can manage this one! And an excuse to have a drink or as well!

[N1Goon]

SteveO you're off your fucking trolley but I love ya man!! The Slade tune you rewrote is qual-a-tay mon ami.

Blimey, you're happy, who are you and what have you done with the real Rodders?

Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance


I woke up this morning at stage 5 Chipster. I'm in my happy place now. He can't hurt me anymore.

Weirdly enough I am still on stage 2, even, though I have been Wenger out for months now. It still gets me riled to hear him come out with his post-match comments.

[northbank123]

I'm definitely at Stage 2. Tried to change the words for Jona Lewie's Stop the Cavalry. Got as far as:

Hey Mr Hill-Wood comes over here to tell us we're doing splendidly
But it's very cold out here in the snow, protesting against the enemy
It is very tough, I have had enough
Can you sack Wenger please?

And then I got too fucked off with the state of the club to continue.

[falkirk goon]

[quote="northbank123"]I'm definitely at Stage 2. Tried to change the words for Jona Lewie's Stop the Cavalry. Got as far as:

Hey Mr Hill-Wood comes over here to tell us we're doing splendidly
But it's very cold out here in the snow, protesting against the enemy
It is very tough, I have had enough
Shove the fucking Armoury..

Howzat

[TeeCee]

A Wenger Christmas special.....

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
Ju Young Park super quality.......
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality...
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
a three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
£4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
5-2 versus Scum, £4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
Six years since we left Highbury, 5-2 versus Scum, £4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
7 years with no trophy, Six years since we left Highbury, 5-2 versus Scum, £4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
8 points dropped at home, 7 years with no trophy, Six years since we left Highbury, 5-2 versus Scum, £4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
9 games for Mannone!, 8 points dropped at home, 7 years with no trophy, Six years since we left Highbury, 5-2 versus Scum, £4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
10 years since the double, 9 games for Mannone!, 8 points dropped at home, 7 years with no trophy, Six years since we left Highbury, 5-2 versus Scum, £4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
11 disappointing players, 10 years since the double, 9 games for Mannone!, 8 points dropped at home, 7 years with no trophy, Six years since we left Highbury, 5-2 versus Scum, £4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
12 defeats at home in two years, 11 disappointing players, 10 years since the double, 9 games for Mannone!, 8 points dropped at home, 7 years with no trophy, Six years since we left Highbury, 5-2 versus Scum, £4 for some chips, a Three year contract, Two 70th minutes subs and a Ju Young Park super quality

[skipper]

My take on Greg Lake's classic

They said there'll be trophies at Emirates
He said we'll compete with best
But instead, he just kept on delivering
4th place trophies and not much else

I remember one Saturday morning
A local derby and a distant chants
And tourist clientele
And that watered lager smell
And Almunia, Eboue and Chamakh

They sold me a dream of Emirates
They sold me a Wonder of You
And they told me a fairy story
Til I believed in the might of Giroud

And I believed in Arsene Wenger
And I looked to the pitch with excited eyes
Then I woke with a yawn
during first half bore draw
And we looked like Spuds in disquise

I wish you a competative Arsenal
I wish you a great Cup run
And for your hard earned money to
Leave your pockets straight to our account

They said there'd be trophies at Emirates
They said Arsenal will rule the Earth
Hallelujah, Ivan, be it Heaven or Hell
The Arsenal we get, we deserve

[biglunn]

Something a little light hearted - Arsene dons a new outfit for his post-match interviews...



"Nothing to worry about", "the handbrake is off", "we are no longer jaded", "it was an illusionary dominance", "we are showing immense spirit", "money is available for special players"... "Virtual Trophy is ours!"

Arsene Wenger's tragic
His team is turning Cack
But when the Yank shows him the cash
He says 'Im nicking that'

[TeeCee]