Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

[franksav63]

The MOBOT... FFS, he's doing it, or people interviewing him are doing it... it's now fucking boring and something that was made up by that fat, overrated *word censored*, James Corden... Please, please, please STOP IT! It drives me insane!!!

[franksav63]

When you ask people how their Christmas was... and they say... ''it was quiet'' What the fuck does this mean? Fucking quiet... I can understand if someone lived on their own and they may just get away with saying a stupid throwaway cliched comment like this... but in actual reality it's generally a bit noiser than just fucking quiet....

[DB10GOONER]

When you ask people how their Christmas was... and they say... ''it was quiet'' What the fuck does this mean? Fucking quiet... I can understand if someone lived on their own and they may just get away with saying a stupid throwaway cliched comment like this... but in actual reality it's generally a bit noiser than just fucking quiet....

Oh I dunno - had a pretty quiet Christmas myself...

[Bradywasking]

People who do not spell properly on facebook, text or forums...my neighbour wrote pre Christmas.."I feel all Christmassy now " followed by " not sure I spelled DAT properly" It's pure laziness. It also costs people jobs as their CV's or letters of application go straight to the bin after one reading.
Also not keen on people who use the term "thoughts and prayers" in response to a death or tragedy. Thoughts maybe but do they really pray?
Hate the term "Paddy's Day" ..It's St Patrick's Day...calling it Paddy's Day is an insult.

[Bradywasking]

*word censored* with umbrellas.... *word censored* that put umbrellas up when it's not raining, *word censored* that unfold an umbrella, then spray the contents out on people, by opening and shutting the cunting thing several times, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and don't take them down when they're walking under covered areas, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and try and poke your eye out with it... Basically they're UMBRELLA WANKERS... PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!!!...

Heard a guy in a pub with a similar gripe to yours Frank..his solution, steal offending umbrella, have a crap in it, close it up and return to place you stole it from. The owner will get a nice surprise when he opens it again.

[goonersid]

When you ask people how their Christmas was... and they say... ''it was quiet'' What the fuck does this mean? Fucking quiet... I can understand if someone lived on their own and they may just get away with saying a stupid throwaway cliched comment like this... but in actual reality it's generally a bit noiser than just fucking quiet....

Just out of interest, how was your Christmas Frank?
not too quiet i hope

[goonersid]

People who drive little cars like micras.

[Top Londoner]

Frankbutcher is in the groove again on here?
Welcome back, but what did I miss? Times must be hard eh?

[Chippy]

Frankbutcher is in the groove again on here?
Welcome back, but what did I miss? Times must be hard eh?

I have absolutely no idea what this post is about. Is it me ?

[mcdowell42]

Frankbutcher is in the groove again on here?
Welcome back, but what did I miss? Times must be hard eh?

I have absolutely no idea what this post is about. Is it me ?

+1

[Top Londoner]

Frankbutcher is in the groove again on here?
Welcome back, but what did I miss? Times must be hard eh?

I have absolutely no idea what this post is about. Is it me ?

sure I saw him posting on the other thread earlier.
Have I returned to a parralel universe?

[mcdowell42]

Frankbutcher is in the groove again on here?
Welcome back, but what did I miss? Times must be hard eh?

I have absolutely no idea what this post is about. Is it me ?

sure I saw him posting on the other thread earlier.
Have I returned to a parralel universe?

You are defintely not on the same planet as the rest of us.

[mcdowell42]

Frankbutcher is in the groove again on here?
Welcome back, but what did I miss? Times must be hard eh?

I have absolutely no idea what this post is about. Is it me ?

sure I saw him posting on the other thread earlier.
Have I returned to a parralel universe?

You are defintely not on the same planet as the rest of us.

[Top Londoner]

Frankbutcher is in the groove again on here?
Welcome back, but what did I miss? Times must be hard eh?

I have absolutely no idea what this post is about. Is it me ?

sure I saw him posting on the other thread earlier.
Have I returned to a parralel universe?

You are defintely not on the same planet as the rest of us.

That's a good thing,,,,, right?

[mcdowell42]

I suppose at least we have a planet certain people on here recently thought the world would end last month