Barnet councillor claims to have slept with Arsenal striker

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ziggy johnsson,marc overmars ,sol cambell ,freddie (switch hitter) to name but a few !

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Overmars and Sol are married (not to each other!)

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QuartzGooner wrote:Overmars and Sol are married (not to each other!)
and ?

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Herd wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:Overmars and Sol are married (not to each other!)
and ?
Doesn't preclude it of course but I do not remember hearing anything about Sol until he joined us, so i always put the rumours down to jealous Spurs fans.
And it is all just rumours until/unless any of the players publically declare their sexuality, though one of our former players has so much circumstantial evidence it would be a shocker if he was found out to be straight.
That said, I have seen him with the most stunning women, supermodel quality.

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I'm starting to get really bored with the ITK bollocks lads. :roll:

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Herd wrote:(switch hitter)
P M S L i just spat my sarnies out reading that

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High quality British journalism on this topic....

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:coffeespit:

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:gus2: :lol: :lol:

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l I reckon the gay councillor looks, more than anything, like an Oompa Loompa......

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DB10GOONER wrote:I'm starting to get really bored with the ITK bollocks lads. :roll:
You'll have to stay bored I am afraid, I am not going to publicly "out" anyone.

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QuartzGooner wrote:This councillor chap

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looks like a mutant hybrid of

David Davies

Brian Coleman looks nothing like Dave Davies!!

There is of course another suggestion.
Our very own HashKads was in his Arsenal shirt, quietly enjoying a drink in a dark corner of London nightclub Heaven.
Along comes this councillor/Mayor type and tries to chat him up.

Coleman: And what do you do?
Hashkads: I play for Arsenal.
Coleman: I have never heard of you?
Hashkads: I am in the reserves.
Coleman: Fancy a shag?
Hashkads: I thought you'd never ask.

------[Couple of hours later]-------

Hashkads (muttering to himself): Works every time!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's brilliant! And not too far off the mark... :lol:

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SWLGooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:This councillor chap

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looks like a mutant hybrid of

David Davies

Brian Coleman looks nothing like Dave Davies!!

There is of course another suggestion.
Our very own HashKads was in his Arsenal shirt, quietly enjoying a drink in a dark corner of London nightclub Heaven.
Along comes this councillor/Mayor type and tries to chat him up.

Coleman: And what do you do?
Hashkads: I play for Arsenal.
Coleman: I have never heard of you?
Hashkads: I am in the reserves.
Coleman: Fancy a shag?
Hashkads: I thought you'd never ask.

------[Couple of hours later]-------

Hashkads (muttering to himself): Works every time!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's brilliant! And not too far off the mark... :lol:
:lol:

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