I need help -fast!

[gavbacon]

I normally just say something like...

"Here we go again, mouthy **** getting over-excited!"

And then you could ask him

"When's the first Europa league game?"

[BFG4]

I normally just say something like...

"Here we go again, mouthy **** getting over-excited!"

And then you could ask him

"When's the first Europa league game?"

Lose to the turks, and we will be in that Europa shit, with them

[markyp]

What can I say to the Spurs fan I have to work with when he comes to crow tomorrow morning? Someone must have something I can use!

you need to try reverse physcology.tell him that he'd better pray that the wheels don't fall off of our season within the next week or so leading to the sacking of Wenker as he will be replaced with a world class manager with a huge warchest and that in fact he should continue to support out averageness as it means Wenker will remain in charge

[Nos89]

What can I say to the Spurs fan I have to work with when he comes to crow tomorrow morning? Someone must have something I can use!

Mind the gap - 3 points is nothing compared to the last two seasons

[QuartzGooner]

There is no retort to -

You last won the league in 1961.
You have only ever won it twice.

[SteveO 35]

I always find that the line "do you realise we've won the league at White Hart Lane as often as you have" tends to do the trick

[flash gunner]

I can't defend this shower of fucking shite any longer, when i get abuse i just go along with it and say yeah we're fucking shit and Wenger has to go. To be fair it takes the wind out of their sails and throws them they don't actually know what to say next