STOKE HOME THREAD

[TurnipMasher]

Rah rah rah, we're going to smash the oiks!

2-1 to us if not too physically jaded.

[Brady's left peg]

Would luv to see Rambo score against the neanderthal then celebrate in front of their oafish fans, rubbing their noses in it. I can never forgive them for booing him constantly because he had the cheek to have his leg broken by that Shawcross.
I fucking hate every fucking little thing about fucking Stoke!

[Lee1]

Detest this ''team'' and everything single aspect of what they stand for. Not buying the hype they are now trying to be a football team. Prehistoric thugs - I hope we slaughter them

[Ryanswannell]

Would luv to see Rambo score against the neanderthal then celebrate in front of their oafish fans, rubbing their noses in it. I can never forgive them for booing him constantly because he had the cheek to have his leg broken by that Shawcross.

This is by far the best thing that could happen

[SE12red]

I believe that Mike Dean is the ref so it'll be a shit game and Stoke will probably get a dodgy pen .

[SteveO 35]

We will definitely be 'a leetle bit jaded physically' which will lead to a scrappy old affair that we'll win 1-0.

No defeats till November remember ! By that stage There's Only One would have renewed his deal just in time for the inevtiable collapse around fixture pile-up time and the tough fixtures against United and the other title contenders. Still we'll all be buoyed by the news that a "£50m warchest" is there to be invested in January, before he finally persuades Baba's hero Salomon Kalou to join us on 31st Jan

[OneBardGooner]

Rah rah rah, we're going to smash the oiks!

2-1 to us if not too physically jaded.

Don't you mean we're going to smash the Orcs !?


The in-breds new striker:



And their mid-field:

[OneBardGooner]

I believe that Mike Dean is the ref so it'll be a shit game and Stoke will probably get a dodgy pen .

Dean is an utter, utter TWAT! Pompous little *word censored*!

[TeeCee]

I reckon Flamini should be called 'Flamsey', to play alongside our new world class midfielder from Wales!!

[OneBardGooner]

WHAT11!!!??? Oh! you mean alongside 'fleet footed feo'?

[Red Gunner]

If they kick us the flamster will get them.

Not sure 'Flamster' is the best nickname for a midfield enforcer, as it drums up images of cute little furry things kept in cages by pre pubescant girls.

My suggestions as follows :

Flamosaur
Flamoceros
Flamopottamus
Flamosaurus

Flanimal

[arseofacrow]

If they kick us the flamster will get them.

Not sure 'Flamster' is the best nickname for a midfield enforcer, as it drums up images of cute little furry things kept in cages by pre pubescant girls.

My suggestions as follows :

Flamosaur
Flamoceros
Flamopottamus
Flamosaurus

Flanimal

Already taken on here years ago.

[clockender1]

Hide yer children the orcs are coming...

Hate hughes, like Bruce, keane all tossers and shite.

Itll be one of those games where once we get one the floodgates open.

3-1 to us . Giroud, per and Ramsey.

The Flaminator to get sent off for a second yellow for putting his boot three feet up shawcrosses arse.

The club will also ask the stokies for our toilet seats and taps back. Pikey *word censored*.

[g88ner]

If they kick us the flamster will get them.

Not sure 'Flamster' is the best nickname for a midfield enforcer, as it drums up images of cute little furry things kept in cages by pre pubescant girls.

My suggestions as follows :

Flamosaur
Flamoceros
Flamopottamus
Flamosaurus

He'd have to put on a lot of weight to pull off that name!

How about Flammable.... he's so good, he's on fire

[nut flush gooner]

This must be the first game in a few years I am actually excited about going to. At last we have bought genuine world class.

I've watched that goal vs sunderland umpteen times, and the way ozil took that ball down and precision put it on a plate for giroud was world class. Bring on tomorrow !