Bendtner; The Leg-end

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I didn't think it was possible, but I now think he is an even bigger knob after that interview. What a fucking fuckstick.

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When we are reduced to bringing this dangleberry on in such a big game it makes you wonder.One man to blame and one man only though..Mr 30yrs in (mis)management..The one the only Monsieur lagging jacket :oops:

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How sad our lives must be to waste 100 pages on this pray.

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"But I have my family, my friends and my boyfriend. Their support for me wavers not - not a second - no matter what the tabloid press writes. What I lose, all the people who do not know me and believe that I'm this bad boy, this bad boy Bendtner. But believe me: No matter how the media twist and turn the truth, then I'm all just Nicklas. And I will always be Nicklas.'"

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"I can not walk around and behave in a way so that all Danes are satisfied. Well, I smoke cigars occasionally. If I feel like it, it's what I do. I do not care, many do not think that a footballer can afford it. Think about it: Back in time smoke all players. There was not a problem. All of a sudden, some mechanisms changed and footballers should be these faceless paragons. To this I say once and for all: Gu should I not. I have to be ME. And if someone has a sore ass that I am red wine collector or drive expensive cars, then it's their problem. It can never be my problem."

"At the same time I try not to hide who I am. I'm uploading pictures of what I'm doing on Instagram and Twitter. So, the people who are genuinely interested in me being a part of my success or my non- success."
Poor man's Zlatan :lol:

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Homeless man's Zlatan more like

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falkirk goon wrote:When we are reduced to bringing this dangleberry on in such a big game it makes you wonder.One man to blame and one man only though..Mr 30yrs in (mis)management..The one the only Monsieur lagging jacket :oops:
Thats it.One man gave him a £52k a week contract and one man brought him on at OT.The buck stops with the manager

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not that we were ever to be fooled that he would be like a new signing...

but what exactly has changed in this new bendtner that was any different from the old bendtner?

:rubchin:

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donaldo wrote:
falkirk goon wrote:When we are reduced to bringing this dangleberry on in such a big game it makes you wonder.One man to blame and one man only though..Mr 30yrs in (mis)management..The one the only Monsieur lagging jacket :oops:
Thats it.One man gave him a £52k a week contract and one man brought him on at OT.The buck stops with the manager
Especially when, trailing 1-0 he puts Bendtner on the left of midfield instead of up front!! :shock: :banghead: :banghead: :oops:

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"But I have my family , my friends and my boyfriend"

Is Bendtner gay? Or is this lost in translation? Or maybe this has been common knowledge for some time, and I just didn't know about it.

Still, would explain the pink boots (and various other incidents over the years)...

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VoiceOfReason wrote:"But I have my family , my friends and my boyfriend"

Is Bendtner gay? Or is this lost in translation? Or maybe this has been common knowledge for some time, and I just didn't know about it.

Still, would explain the pink boots (and various other incidents over the years)...
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It says he has a new fiancee who is a woman, and he has a child too with his ex.

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In a list of utterly useless tools Bendtner beat the toothless saw and the headless hammer into first place

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pure comedy tonight - a danish rag asked him where he saw his future .....

"Barcelona or Real Madrid" was the KIng's reply

:lol: :lol: :lol:

either they need a new kit man or he was joking. if not i seriously fear for that kids mental health :rubchin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uture.html

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clockender1 wrote:pure comedy tonight - a danish rag asked him where he saw his future .....

"Barcelona or Real Madrid" was the KIng's reply

:lol: :lol: :lol:

either they need a new kit man or he was joking. if not i seriously fear for that kids mental health :rubchin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uture.html
Alex Song and Super Nik finally reunited... Unstoppable.

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The Catalans think Messi and Xaviesta are something else? Well they've seen nothing yet...

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What does the bloke have to do to get sectioned?

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clockender1 wrote:pure comedy tonight - a danish rag asked him where he saw his future .....

"Barcelona or Real Madrid" was the KIng's reply

:lol: :lol: :lol:

either they need a new kit man or he was joking. if not i seriously fear for that kids mental health :rubchin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uture.html
That is an absolute belter even by his lofty standards. At least the bloke has a future as a stand up comedian after his 52k per week deal finally runs dry

Priceless

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