Bendtner; The Leg-end
- TurnipMasher
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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
I didn't think it was possible, but I now think he is an even bigger knob after that interview. What a fucking fuckstick.
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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
When we are reduced to bringing this dangleberry on in such a big game it makes you wonder.One man to blame and one man only though..Mr 30yrs in (mis)management..The one the only Monsieur lagging jacket 

- GranadaJoe
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How sad our lives must be to waste 100 pages on this pray.
- Red Gunner
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Poor man's ZlatanDen10kamp wrote:
"But I have my family, my friends and my boyfriend. Their support for me wavers not - not a second - no matter what the tabloid press writes. What I lose, all the people who do not know me and believe that I'm this bad boy, this bad boy Bendtner. But believe me: No matter how the media twist and turn the truth, then I'm all just Nicklas. And I will always be Nicklas.'"
"I can not walk around and behave in a way so that all Danes are satisfied. Well, I smoke cigars occasionally. If I feel like it, it's what I do. I do not care, many do not think that a footballer can afford it. Think about it: Back in time smoke all players. There was not a problem. All of a sudden, some mechanisms changed and footballers should be these faceless paragons. To this I say once and for all: Gu should I not. I have to be ME. And if someone has a sore ass that I am red wine collector or drive expensive cars, then it's their problem. It can never be my problem."
"At the same time I try not to hide who I am. I'm uploading pictures of what I'm doing on Instagram and Twitter. So, the people who are genuinely interested in me being a part of my success or my non- success."

Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
Homeless man's Zlatan more like
Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
Thats it.One man gave him a £52k a week contract and one man brought him on at OT.The buck stops with the managerfalkirk goon wrote:When we are reduced to bringing this dangleberry on in such a big game it makes you wonder.One man to blame and one man only though..Mr 30yrs in (mis)management..The one the only Monsieur lagging jacket
Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
not that we were ever to be fooled that he would be like a new signing...
but what exactly has changed in this new bendtner that was any different from the old bendtner?

but what exactly has changed in this new bendtner that was any different from the old bendtner?

- I Hate Hleb
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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
Especially when, trailing 1-0 he puts Bendtner on the left of midfield instead of up front!!donaldo wrote:Thats it.One man gave him a £52k a week contract and one man brought him on at OT.The buck stops with the managerfalkirk goon wrote:When we are reduced to bringing this dangleberry on in such a big game it makes you wonder.One man to blame and one man only though..Mr 30yrs in (mis)management..The one the only Monsieur lagging jacket




- VoiceOfReason
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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
"But I have my family , my friends and my boyfriend"
Is Bendtner gay? Or is this lost in translation? Or maybe this has been common knowledge for some time, and I just didn't know about it.
Still, would explain the pink boots (and various other incidents over the years)...
Is Bendtner gay? Or is this lost in translation? Or maybe this has been common knowledge for some time, and I just didn't know about it.
Still, would explain the pink boots (and various other incidents over the years)...
- QuartzGooner
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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
No.VoiceOfReason wrote:"But I have my family , my friends and my boyfriend"
Is Bendtner gay? Or is this lost in translation? Or maybe this has been common knowledge for some time, and I just didn't know about it.
Still, would explain the pink boots (and various other incidents over the years)...
It says he has a new fiancee who is a woman, and he has a child too with his ex.
Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
In a list of utterly useless tools Bendtner beat the toothless saw and the headless hammer into first place
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pure comedy tonight - a danish rag asked him where he saw his future .....
"Barcelona or Real Madrid" was the KIng's reply
either they need a new kit man or he was joking. if not i seriously fear for that kids mental health
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uture.html
"Barcelona or Real Madrid" was the KIng's reply



either they need a new kit man or he was joking. if not i seriously fear for that kids mental health

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uture.html
- Red Gunner
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Alex Song and Super Nik finally reunited... Unstoppable.clockender1 wrote:pure comedy tonight - a danish rag asked him where he saw his future .....
"Barcelona or Real Madrid" was the KIng's reply
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either they need a new kit man or he was joking. if not i seriously fear for that kids mental health
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uture.html

The Catalans think Messi and Xaviesta are something else? Well they've seen nothing yet...
- northbank123
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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
What does the bloke have to do to get sectioned?
Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
That is an absolute belter even by his lofty standards. At least the bloke has a future as a stand up comedian after his 52k per week deal finally runs dryclockender1 wrote:pure comedy tonight - a danish rag asked him where he saw his future .....
"Barcelona or Real Madrid" was the KIng's reply
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either they need a new kit man or he was joking. if not i seriously fear for that kids mental health
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uture.html
Priceless