The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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Leyton Gooner wrote:
GranadaJoe wrote:When deciding my top 3 the first 2 were easy (Scum then Chavs). I had to soul search for a bit before choosing the Victims ahead of Manure.

However, since posting I've been reading the other posts and been wondering about how much hate is there for other teams, because after Scum, Chavs, Victims, Manure, Stoke, Fulham, Citeh I started to run out of hate and I only hate Fulham and Citeh because of the obscene people with obscene money who bankrolled them.
I am pretty much ambivalent to the other PL teams. There's people I hate; Fat Sam, Pulis etc, but not the clubs.

Am I particularly kind-hearted?
Fulham? I'd suggest you're the opposite of kind hearted if you have it in you to hate Fulham! Yes they've had a few obscene people ploughing obscene money into them but you can't hate them with their lovely ground and some of the nicest fans in the league. Perhaps if they were ever a threat I'd change my mind
Cue someone saying they were once ambushed by Fulham fans down the Fulham Palace Road with faaacking claret everywhere :lol:

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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Leyton Gooner wrote:
Leyton Gooner wrote:
GranadaJoe wrote:When deciding my top 3 the first 2 were easy (Scum then Chavs). I had to soul search for a bit before choosing the Victims ahead of Manure.

However, since posting I've been reading the other posts and been wondering about how much hate is there for other teams, because after Scum, Chavs, Victims, Manure, Stoke, Fulham, Citeh I started to run out of hate and I only hate Fulham and Citeh because of the obscene people with obscene money who bankrolled them.
I am pretty much ambivalent to the other PL teams. There's people I hate; Fat Sam, Pulis etc, but not the clubs.

Am I particularly kind-hearted?
Fulham? I'd suggest you're the opposite of kind hearted if you have it in you to hate Fulham! Yes they've had a few obscene people ploughing obscene money into them but you can't hate them with their lovely ground and some of the nicest fans in the league. Perhaps if they were ever a threat I'd change my mind
Cue someone saying they were once ambushed by Fulham fans down the Fulham Palace Road with faaacking claret everywhere :lol:
:coffeespit:

You cannot consider yourself a proper foot soldier until you've been chased down the FPR by a family of 4 including mum and 2 kids, waving scarves insanely and chanting politely! :lol: :wink:

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Leyton Gooner wrote:
Leyton Gooner wrote:
GranadaJoe wrote:When deciding my top 3 the first 2 were easy (Scum then Chavs). I had to soul search for a bit before choosing the Victims ahead of Manure.

However, since posting I've been reading the other posts and been wondering about how much hate is there for other teams, because after Scum, Chavs, Victims, Manure, Stoke, Fulham, Citeh I started to run out of hate and I only hate Fulham and Citeh because of the obscene people with obscene money who bankrolled them.
I am pretty much ambivalent to the other PL teams. There's people I hate; Fat Sam, Pulis etc, but not the clubs.

Am I particularly kind-hearted?
Fulham? I'd suggest you're the opposite of kind hearted if you have it in you to hate Fulham! Yes they've had a few obscene people ploughing obscene money into them but you can't hate them with their lovely ground and some of the nicest fans in the league. Perhaps if they were ever a threat I'd change my mind
Cue someone saying they were once ambushed by Fulham fans down the Fulham Palace Road with faaacking claret everywhere :lol:
:coffeespit:

You cannot consider yourself a proper foot soldier until you've been chased down the FPR by a family of 4 including mum and 2 kids, waving scarves insanely and chanting politely! :lol: :wink:
Herd? :wink: :lol:

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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I remember when Fulham were in the third division, hired Kevin Keegan and spent more on their reserve goalkeeper than all the other clubs spent on all their purchases combined. I always detested Fayed. My best mate supports them and I didn't hate them until Fayed's money catapulted them two divisions higher than their natural habitat.

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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1. Tottenham
2. Manyoo
3. Dirty Leeds (Tottnumb of the north)

Generally hate northern teams. Newcastle, Stoke, Birmingham, Villa, Citeh, Liverpool all being particularly odious.

Despite much odiousness surrounding the current Chelsea team and fans (new ones being plastics and old ones being some of the leading racists in the country) they have a couple of redeeming features:
- they aren't northerners
- they hate Tottnumb as well

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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Hull? and any other member of the small club charter all need dishonourable mentions.

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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1, spurs
2, spurs u-21
3, spurs youth team

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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bunch wrote:1. Tottenham
2. Manyoo
3. Dirty Leeds (Tottnumb of the north)

Generally hate northern teams. Newcastle, Stoke, Birmingham, Villa, Citeh, Liverpool all being particularly odious.

Despite much odiousness surrounding the current Chelsea team and fans (new ones being plastics and old ones being some of the leading racists in the country) they have a couple of redeeming features:
- they aren't northerners
- they hate Tottnumb as well
NORTHERN? they are spot bang in the Midlands mate- Stoke being a bit nearer North than Villa and B,ham who arent making much of a move back into the PL soon :lol:

my 123 is pretty much as the others, but put it a

1 Manure
2 Chavs
3 Scum

Reason being that Chavs and Manure as well as being as described in earlier posts actually are threats to our position, The Scum have a very gracious ground where we like to win the league, as well as a kind plan to donate us at least 4 points a season , so cant put them first.

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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Theoperator wrote:
bunch wrote:1. Tottenham
2. Manyoo
3. Dirty Leeds (Tottnumb of the north)

Generally hate northern teams. Newcastle, Stoke, Birmingham, Villa, Citeh, Liverpool all being particularly odious.

Despite much odiousness surrounding the current Chelsea team and fans (new ones being plastics and old ones being some of the leading racists in the country) they have a couple of redeeming features:
- they aren't northerners
- they hate Tottnumb as well
NORTHERN? they are spot bang in the Midlands mate- Stoke being a bit nearer North than Villa and B,ham who arent making much of a move back into the PL soon :lol:

my 123 is pretty much as the others, but put it a

1 Manure
2 Chavs
3 Scum

Reason being that Chavs and Manure as well as being as described in earlier posts actually are threats to our position, The Scum have a very gracious ground where we like to win the league, as well as a kind plan to donate us at least 4 points a season , so cant put them first.
North of London, north of me and north of civilisation. F'kin Northerners.

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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Hatred. Such an emotive word.
So here goes .

Liverpool
Mancs
Blackburn

The N17 toilet dwellers are not hated. They are a gnat bite on the sweaty bollocks of inhumanity

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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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1 manure (I really despise these fuckers)
2 chavs post abramovich (small club with a rich owner and arrogant wanks for fans)
3 dippers (being born in 72 I grew up loathing these *word censored*)

That lot down the road dont even merit top3(they havent been in any top3 for a while :) ) theyre more an annoyance like a housefly buzzing around..
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Re: The 1-2-3 order of hatred

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Spurs - obviously
United - Growing up living in the Midlands and going to school and seeing loads of kids wearing their shirts with no links to Manchester whatsoever. When asked why they never went to OT I always got the "you can never get tickets" when it's pretty obvious that you could if you wanted.
Chelsea - At least City play the way you should with a £500m squad, Chelsea just bore the tits off me and their fans have a sense of entitlement that I've not seen in City fans (yet).

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