Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

[LDB]

The Winter Olympics. Seriously, who gives a flying fuck? Keep it to the television at least where I can ignore it but the BBC keep plugging it on 5live which has on a couple of occasion driven me to the edge of tuning into TalkSport

[SPUDMASHER]

Cairo is hilarious. I think crossing the road there is more dangerous than going into a Taliban controlled village in Afganistan and breaking out into a verse of America the Beautiful!
I actually hailed a taxi in Cairo just to cross the road, no kidding either!

If there is one thing that really gets my goat on the roads it is this new culture of dickheads that think their cars become rally spec if they put their fucking foglights on.
The problem is that there are not enough police around with the time to spare to nick them. Back in the day they were a favoured target of mine whilst on an evening foot patrol. £40 a time into the kitty, thank you very much!

One other thing that pisses me off is when a car comes up behing me so fast that they have to brake to avoid hitting me (you can tell if they've done this as their headlights dip downward as they brake). I wouldn't mind if I had pulled out into the fast lane in front of them. In fact they'd be quite entitled to have a go about that. They then start flashing me to move, which is a sure fire way to get me to slow down but not move. Then when they pass I can almost certainly guarantee that there are four interlocking circles on their car! Total wankers

[DB10GOONER]

The Winter Olympics. Seriously, who gives a flying fuck? Keep it to the television at least where I can ignore it but the BBC keep plugging it on 5live which has on a couple of occasion driven me to the edge of tuning into TalkSport

I couldn't give a flying fuck about the proper Olympics, never mind Olympics Lite for hobbyists with snowboards...

[DB10GOONER]

Liverpool fans. The sense of entitlement is astonishing. We get it!! You once were the greatest team in Engerland. We get it. But those days are gone.

Played footy on Saturday after we had been mauled by them and two of the lads are proper Mouser fans (in that they actually go to games) but the shite talk out of them on Saturday was hilarious - apparently they are now "back" and will win the PL. Jordan Henderson is better than Yaya Toure and Stevie Me is "back to his best". You would swear they had just watched Brazil circa 1970!

[goonersid]

Liverpool fans. The sense of entitlement is astonishing. We get it!! You once were the greatest team in Engerland. We get it. But those days are gone.

Played footy on Saturday after we had been mauled by them and two of the lads are proper Mouser fans (in that they actually go to games) but the shite talk out of them on Saturday was hilarious - apparently they are now "back" and will win the PL. Jordan Henderson is better than Yaya Toure and Stevie Me is "back to his best". You would swear they had just watched Brazil circa 1970!

Pool fans are worse than utd in my book, I probably hate them more than spuds.

[SPUDMASHER]

You would swear they had just watched Brazil circa 1970!

unfortunately for us they gave us a mauling similar to what that legendary team would have given us back then

Mousers are complete wankers. Always have been, always will be. One fucking half arsed season and they think they're the dogs bollocks. Where have they been since the Premiership started? Massive club that has never won it........

wankers

[northbank123]

Liverpool fans. The sense of entitlement is astonishing. We get it!! You once were the greatest team in Engerland. We get it. But those days are gone.

Played footy on Saturday after we had been mauled by them and two of the lads are proper Mouser fans (in that they actually go to games) but the shite talk out of them on Saturday was hilarious - apparently they are now "back" and will win the PL. Jordan Henderson is better than Yaya Toure and Stevie Me is "back to his best". You would swear they had just watched Brazil circa 1970!

It's just unbelievable. I half expected to wake up hungover as fuck Sunday morning to stories about hundreds of Liverpool fans who had died jumping off buildings genuinely believing they could fly. It's absurd what they manage to make themselves believe.

[olgitgooner]

Yup. Liverpool fans are happy to take credit for a fluke result.

Makes a change from blaming the whole world for anything bad that happens to them.

[goonertux]

One other thing that pisses me off is when a car comes up behing me so fast that they have to brake to avoid hitting me (you can tell if they've done this as their headlights dip downward as they brake). They then start flashing me to move, which is a sure fire way to get me to slow down but not move. Then when they pass I can almost certainly guarantee that there are four interlocking circles on their car! Total wankers

Agreed, Audi drivers are the worst, followed closely by B(ig) M(outh) W(ankers)

[goonersid]

People at the supermarket checkout, with vouchers to redeem, made even worse when most of the vouchers are out of date or invalid, then the person on the checkout has to go through each one explaining why. Was a woman last night in Sainsburys and I wanted to smash her fucking head off the till.

Also lonely bastards at the checkout, who want to stand and bastardingwell converse with the ckeckout girl after they have already been served.
New layout in our local Sainsburys, I can find fuck all that I want, but would rather leave empty handed than ask an assistant for help.

[DB10GOONER]

Fucking fuckwads that stand on an escalator and put their stupid little bag with wheels on the step beside them so they block the whole fucking escalator.

Also, grannies. Fucking fuckwad bastard grannies that stand two abreast (calm down Rooney ) on one step yacking like retarded monkeys and also blocking the bastarding escalator.

[arseofacrow]

Fucking fuckwads that stand on an escalator and put their stupid little bag with wheels on the step beside them so they block the whole fucking escalator.

Same over here. They have no idea about escalators. And queuing.

And the thing is that sometimes even if they want, no need, to get past a couple of people in front of them they won't ask those people to move. Even if the train is coming in and they can see and hear it!

And standing directly outside the doors of the train rather than to the side. Fuck off - I'm walking directly in to you and until you geth the point. My diplomatic days are over.

[franksav63]

Fucking fuckwads that stand on an escalator and put their stupid little bag with wheels on the step beside them so they block the whole fucking escalator.

Same over here. They have no idea about escalators. And queuing.

And the thing is that sometimes even if they want, no need, to get past a couple of people in front of them they won't ask those people to move. Even if the train is coming in and they can see and hear it!

And standing directly outside the doors of the train rather than to the side. Fuck off - I'm walking directly in to you and until you [b]geth[/b] the point. My diplomatic days are over.

People with lisps!!!

[arseofacrow]

Fucking fuckwads that stand on an escalator and put their stupid little bag with wheels on the step beside them so they block the whole fucking escalator.

Same over here. They have no idea about escalators. And queuing.

And the thing is that sometimes even if they want, no need, to get past a couple of people in front of them they won't ask those people to move. Even if the train is coming in and they can see and hear it!

And standing directly outside the doors of the train rather than to the side. Fuck off - I'm walking directly in to you and until you [b]geth[/b] the point. My diplomatic days are over.

People with lisps!!!

Cunth

[franksav63]

Fucking fuckwads that stand on an escalator and put their stupid little bag with wheels on the step beside them so they block the whole fucking escalator.

Same over here. They have no idea about escalators. And queuing.

And the thing is that sometimes even if they want, no need, to get past a couple of people in front of them they won't ask those people to move. Even if the train is coming in and they can see and hear it!

And standing directly outside the doors of the train rather than to the side. Fuck off - I'm walking directly in to you and until you [b]geth[/b] the point. My diplomatic days are over.

People with lisps!!!

Cunth