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DB10GOONER wrote:Fucking fuckwads that stand on an escalator and put their stupid little bag with wheels on the step beside them so they block the whole fucking escalator.
Same over here. They have no idea about escalators. And queuing.
And the thing is that sometimes even if they want, no need, to get past a couple of people in front of them they won't ask those people to move. Even if the train is coming in and they can see and hear it!
And standing directly outside the doors of the train rather than to the side. Fuck off - I'm walking directly in to you and until you geth the point. My diplomatic days are over.
Fucking Amen. You get that at LUAS (tram) stops in Dublin. Usually culchies "up in da big city for da day loik!".
They just stand there right in front of the fucking door. I literally just stick my arms out and push them aside whilst loudly saying "Clear a path, clear a path!"
DB10GOONER wrote:Fucking fuckwads that stand on an escalator and put their stupid little bag with wheels on the step beside them so they block the whole fucking escalator.
Same over here. They have no idea about escalators. And queuing.
And the thing is that sometimes even if they want, no need, to get past a couple of people in front of them they won't ask those people to move. Even if the train is coming in and they can see and hear it!
And standing directly outside the doors of the train rather than to the side. Fuck off - I'm walking directly in to you and until you [b]geth[/b] the point. My diplomatic days are over.
It takes me less than thirty seconds to put card in slot, tap in a few digits, and get my cash. Why do some people take forever to do the same thing? Fucking tosspots.
Fuckwits that don't know the rules of the road. Fucking arsehole in Amiens St Dublin yesterday parked in the yellow box junction so that he has blocked the tram trying to get through and delayed every fucker in the vicinity. All because this fat little tosser couldn't stop in time at the lights and wait a few minutes. Oh no, he somehow thinks he's getting ahead by driving into the box and blocking everyone else - and still not having moved more than a couple of car lengths past where he was at the lights! Stupid stupid keeunt - the box is there for a fucking reason!!
Motorists in general for me. They seem to have forgotten the rules of the road completely.
1. dickheads joining a motorway from the slip road that think it is their right of way and force their way in even if you cannot move across a lane.
2. dickheads that pull out into the fast lane without using their mirrors and force you to brake sharp to avoid hitting them up the arse. The best bit with this one is that they suddenly notice you right behind them and think you're tailgaiting them. They then slow down and give you the wanker sign!
3. Roundabouts and the general lack of lane discipline. Wankers!
4.I'm coming through....fuck the rest of you! They really piss me off.
5. I'm doing 30 in a 30, 30 in a 40, 30 in a 50 and 30 in a 60! Listen *word censored*, if you cannot drive any faster than that you should send your licence back. Being slow isn't being safe! Slow hesitant drivers cause more chaos on the road than you can imagine. Learn to drive to the conditions and limits or stop driving!
6. Foglight tossers.....listen, they don't make your car look like a cool sporty rally car, they make you look like an inconsiderate *word censored*! You know they're on as well, it isn't a mistake. You have to actually switch them on!
there are also a few tell tale signs associated with particular vehicles. I know these are stereotypes but I'm a great believer that stereotypes are such for a reason.
the audi....... four interlocking rings of aggression.
the nissan micra...... 5 speed gearbox but only gears 1 and 2 work. anything above 20mph is evil!
the 4x4 (in towns)...... I'm bullying my way along because I am big and your little car will come off much worse.
the BMW.......similar to the audi but getting a tad better (mainly because most of their former wankers now own audi's.
Any fucking arsehole in his 20's that wears a flat cap to a football match. No, it does not make you look hard or dangerous. It makes you look like a prize prick whose last touch of a vagina came on the day you were born.
SPUDMASHER wrote:Motorists in general for me. They seem to have forgotten the rules of the road completely.
1. dickheads joining a motorway from the slip road that think it is their right of way and force their way in even if you cannot move across a lane.
2. dickheads that pull out into the fast lane without using their mirrors and force you to brake sharp to avoid hitting them up the arse. The best bit with this one is that they suddenly notice you right behind them and think you're tailgaiting them. They then slow down and give you the wanker sign!
3. Roundabouts and the general lack of lane discipline. Wankers!
4.I'm coming through....fuck the rest of you! They really piss me off.
5. I'm doing 30 in a 30, 30 in a 40, 30 in a 50 and 30 in a 60! Listen *word censored*, if you cannot drive any faster than that you should send your licence back. Being slow isn't being safe! Slow hesitant drivers cause more chaos on the road than you can imagine. Learn to drive to the conditions and limits or stop driving!
6. Foglight tossers.....listen, they don't make your car look like a cool sporty rally car, they make you look like an inconsiderate *word censored*! You know they're on as well, it isn't a mistake. You have to actually switch them on!
there are also a few tell tale signs associated with particular vehicles. I know these are stereotypes but I'm a great believer that stereotypes are such for a reason.
the audi....... four interlocking rings of aggression.
the nissan micra...... 5 speed gearbox but only gears 1 and 2 work. anything above 20mph is evil!
the 4x4 (in towns)...... I'm bullying my way along because I am big and your little car will come off much worse.
the BMW.......similar to the audi but getting a tad better (mainly because most of their former wankers now own audi's.
rant over
Slow drivers, I sit right up their arse, flash my lights and sound my horn, they are usually of a nervous disposition and this fucks them completely and they usually pull over.
Someone once said to me that only wankers drive BMWs and when I stopped to think about it I realised he was spot on. I don't know a single person who drives one who isn't a wanker. BMWs are no longer the status or elite badge they were, now the car of drug dealers.
SPUDMASHER wrote:Motorists in general for me. They seem to have forgotten the rules of the road completely.
1. dickheads joining a motorway from the slip road that think it is their right of way and force their way in even if you cannot move across a lane.
2. dickheads that pull out into the fast lane without using their mirrors and force you to brake sharp to avoid hitting them up the arse. The best bit with this one is that they suddenly notice you right behind them and think you're tailgaiting them. They then slow down and give you the wanker sign!
3. Roundabouts and the general lack of lane discipline. Wankers!
4.I'm coming through....fuck the rest of you! They really piss me off.
5. I'm doing 30 in a 30, 30 in a 40, 30 in a 50 and 30 in a 60! Listen *word censored*, if you cannot drive any faster than that you should send your licence back. Being slow isn't being safe! Slow hesitant drivers cause more chaos on the road than you can imagine. Learn to drive to the conditions and limits or stop driving!
6. Foglight tossers.....listen, they don't make your car look like a cool sporty rally car, they make you look like an inconsiderate *word censored*! You know they're on as well, it isn't a mistake. You have to actually switch them on!
there are also a few tell tale signs associated with particular vehicles. I know these are stereotypes but I'm a great believer that stereotypes are such for a reason.
the audi....... four interlocking rings of aggression.
the nissan micra...... 5 speed gearbox but only gears 1 and 2 work. anything above 20mph is evil!
the 4x4 (in towns)...... I'm bullying my way along because I am big and your little car will come off much worse.
the BMW.......similar to the audi but getting a tad better (mainly because most of their former wankers now own audi's.
rant over
Slow drivers, I sit right up their arse, flash my lights and sound my horn, they are usually of a nervous disposition and this fucks them completely and they usually pull over.
Someone once said to me that only wankers drive BMWs and when I stopped to think about it I realised he was spot on. I don't know a single person who drives one who isn't a wanker. BMWs are no longer the status or elite badge they were, now the car of drug dealers.
Yep. Same in Dublin; BMW = drug dealer.
Or the mad joyrider that has just stolen one from outside of a drug dealer's gaff!
I literally just stick my arms out and push them aside whilst loudly saying "Clear a path, clear a path!" 
