Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[falkirk goon]

How long is it since these fuckholes won a trophy

[clockender1]

wouldnt you just laugh if Barca announce Van Gaal is their new manager....

me, i'd piss myself.

[DB10GOONER]

wouldnt you just laugh if Barca announce Van Gaal is their new manager....

me, i'd piss myself.

That would be fucking priceless!

BTW - I'm still laughing at these wankholes.

[Skooner]

Van Gaal confirmed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27243233

Not guaranteed to succeed by any stretch of the imagination, van Judas to be made captain

[swimmer1]

Van Gaal confirmed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27243233

Not guaranteed to succeed by any stretch of the imagination, van Judas to be made captain

Giggs as his assistant a bit of a weird set up for me

[DB10GOONER]

Has Van Gaaaaaaaaaal ever lasted more than a couple/three years at any club, and has he ever left a club without a cloud over him?

It will end in tears. You saw it here first, viewers.

[Bradywasking]

Has Van Gaaaaaaaaaal ever lasted more than a couple/three years at any club, and has he ever left a club without a cloud over him?

It will end in tears. You saw it here first, viewers.

Hope so..

[northbank123]

Appointment makes sense, as said no guarantee to succeed but established track record and high-profile name is exactly what they need.

Van Judas thing could backfire though. He'll be their main man, obviously a bit of a disruptive prick and I don't doubt that if players weren't putting their full support behind Moyes he would have been one of the instigators. If he continues to soak up 220k/w to spend half the year on the treatment table it'll be a disaster.

[DB10GOONER]

Has Van Gaaaaaaaaaal ever lasted more than a couple/three years at any club, and has he ever left a club without a cloud over him?

It will end in tears. You saw it here first, viewers.

Hope so..

Was I right about Moyes? Yes. Yes, I was.

I quote;

"Manure fans are even more whiney and fickle than most of our lot! They have also been spoiled rotten with success for a quarter of a century. If Moyes doesn't deliver a trophy in his first season they will turn on him as quickly as one's stomach would turn upon being presented with Madonna's dirty old burst hedgehog splayed wide opened right in front of your face.

I think he'll fail miserably tbh. I think 99.999% of managers would. It's an incredibly high profile job, and following in the footsteps of the most successful manager the Filth have ever had. And then there's the issue of the shower of cúnts in the dressing room that he'll inherit. Has he got the grit to deal with so many huge egos and fucktards that are so used to success? Can he impress them?

I think (and really really hope) it will all go pear shaped. "

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=36279&hilit=Moyes&start=105

[G_G]

Now that Van Gaal has been officially appointed , I can see them investing heavily on players but I reckon their best hope is a top 4 finish.

Hard luck to him and his Judas C*** compatriot

[DB10GOONER]

Now that Van Gaal has been officially appointed , I can see them investing heavily on players but I reckon their best hope is a top 4 finish.

Hard luck to him and his Judas C*** compatriot

Well said, sir.

[donaldo]

Now that Van Gaal has been officially appointed , I can see them investing heavily on players but I reckon their best hope is a top 4 finish.

And i wonder who they will replace in the top 4

[G_G]

Now that Van Gaal has been officially appointed , I can see them investing heavily on players but I reckon their best hope is a top 4 finish.

And i wonder who they will replace in the top 4

The Chavski scum !!!!

[Derek Acorah]

I am made up with this appointment. He can steer the ship for us, get back into Europe, bring a philosophy with him (something we've lacked for a long time now).

He isn't the answer long term, but he's a master at setting up a team for the future. Nutcase though. We still need 5-6 new players too. Can't see us winning title for a while but I think next season will be more interesting now we've actually got a proper manager again.

[Blood_Gooner]

I can see this going tits up and ending in tears.

The entitled class of 92 with Giggs spearheading it will stop at nothing to grab hold of the reins of power there.

Judas to be made captain won't go down well with the granny shagger.

The tears will be flowing soon enough best believe.