Bergkamp was overrated or "WUM 101"

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Re: Bergkamp was overrated or "WUM 101"

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal :? :(

I think there are a lot of things you're unsure about mate.

1. Why is Spuddy's cock so much bigger than mine?
2. Why hasn't DB10 come out of the closet yet?
3. Why do people look at me like they feel sorry for me when I say I live in Braintree?
4. Why do I cry every time I watch Titanic?
5. Why can't I keep it up even when I am thinking about the Hoff?
6.......


I could go on but I think you get the general jist...... :lol: :wink:
I might have some answers.....

1. Just because your cock hangs 3" off the ground doesn't mean it's big, just that you are a midget :wink:
2. Because he can't reach the handle :shock:
3. Because you are a long way from "The Shire" :cry:
4. You think it might not sink "this time" :lol:
5. You're down by her ankles :rubchin:

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Re: Bergkamp was overrated or "WUM 101"

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal :? :(

I think there are a lot of things you're unsure about mate.

1. Why is Spuddy's cock so much bigger than mine?
2. Why hasn't DB10 come out of the closet yet?
3. Why do people look at me like they feel sorry for me when I say I live in Braintree?
4. Why do I cry every time I watch Titanic?
5. Why can't I keep it up even when I am thinking about the Hoff?
6.......


I could go on but I think you get the general jist...... :lol: :wink:
I think we've all had a decent and disturbing look into Spuddy's sexual fantasies there. :shock:

:lol: :wink:

And you left out Flash's massive nose. It's like he stuck OneBardEwok onto the front of his face! :shock:

OneBardEwok; Small for an Ewok, huge for a nose. 8)

:-P :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal :? :(
We have our next candidate for banning. :x



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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal :? :(

I think there are a lot of things you're unsure about mate.

1. Why is Spuddy's cock so much bigger than mine?
2. Why hasn't DB10 come out of the closet yet?
3. Why do people look at me like they feel sorry for me when I say I live in Braintree?
4. Why do I cry every time I watch Titanic?
5. Why can't I keep it up even when I am thinking about the Hoff?
6.......


I could go on but I think you get the general jist...... :lol: :wink:
I might have some answers.....

1. Just because your cock hangs 3" off the ground doesn't mean it's big, just that you are a midget :wink:
2. Because he can't reach the handle :shock:
3. Because you are a long way from "The Shire" :cry:
4. You think it might not sink "this time" :lol:
5. You're down by her ankles :rubchin:
:lol:

The war between the Dwarves and the Ewoks is deffo back on! :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal :? :(

I think there are a lot of things you're unsure about mate.

1. Why is Spuddy's cock so much bigger than mine?
2. Why hasn't DB10 come out of the closet yet?
3. Why do people look at me like they feel sorry for me when I say I live in Braintree?
4. Why do I cry every time I watch Titanic?
5. Why can't I keep it up even when I am thinking about the Hoff?
6.......


I could go on but I think you get the general jist...... :lol: :wink:
I might have some answers.....

1. Just because your cock hangs 3" off the ground doesn't mean it's big, just that you are a midget :wink:
2. Because he can't reach the handle :shock:
3. Because you are a long way from "The Shire" :cry:
4. You think it might not sink "this time" :lol:
5. You're down by her ankles :rubchin:
:lol:

The war between the Dwarves and the Ewoks is deffo back on! :lol: :wink:
These cease fires never last :roll: :lol:

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Bergkamp was genius that the first arsenal team he played in did not deserve. If you don't appreciate the Bergkamps you deserve the Bendtnars..

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There's a great bit in his book where all the Dutch legends were sat around late one night talking about who was the best ever Dutch footballer. They chose Bergkamp for his technique. 8)

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Only saw this thread now.

Just wondering did the arsehole who started it get banned yet?

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:Only saw this thread now.

Just wondering did the arsehole who started it get banned yet?
Yep. 8)

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flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal :? :(


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :box: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Burn the evil bastard and his sofa!


:lol: :wink:



:rubchin: Oh! Yes and confiscate his tractor! :-P :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:There's a great bit in his book where all the Dutch legends were sat around late one night talking about who was the best ever Dutch footballer. They chose Bergkamp for his technique. 8)

What you on about Dwarf Boy - You cannot fuckin' read everything has to be translated for you into leprechaun gobbledegook lingo (aka: DB10 tried to speak whilst gobbling Gooner Ed' man sausage) and carfefully explained to you - by the use of coloured crayons, empty crisp packets, slow motion hand gestures and pictures from the retards book of my favourite Oirish Dwarfo - which even Spudmasher has mastered!

:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal :? :(
We have our next candidate for banning. :x



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okay Ban him then burn the f*ckaa! :box: :barscarf: :D

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flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal :? :(
I further quote Lee Dixon when Richard Keys made a similar comment;

"I'm sorry, but this is Dennis Bergkamp we are talking about. I played in the same team with him for seven years. He did things like that every single day in training and during games. He is a genius. His technique and skill is second to none. Of course he meant it, you hairy handed cúnt."

8)

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:There's a great bit in his book where all the Dutch legends were sat around late one night talking about who was the best ever Dutch footballer. They chose Bergkamp for his technique. 8)

What you on about Dwarf Boy - You cannot fuckin' read everything has to be translated for you into leprechaun gobbledegook lingo (aka: DB10 tried to speak whilst gobbling Gooner Ed' man sausage) and carfefully explained to you - by the use of coloured crayons, empty crisp packets, slow motion hand gestures and pictures from the retards book of my favourite Oirish Dwarfo - which even Spudmasher has mastered!

:D :wink:
And now we all get an insight into an Ewok's sexual fantasies. What the fuck is going on here today? :shock:

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DB10GOONER wrote:Alright, fuck this. I've banned this WUM for repeated WUMing. Fucking idiot.
I had a sneaky feeling that once you saw this thread it wouldn't end well for Spendwum.

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