As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal
I think there are a lot of things you're unsure about mate.
1. Why is Spuddy's cock so much bigger than mine?
2. Why hasn't DB10 come out of the closet yet?
3. Why do people look at me like they feel sorry for me when I say I live in Braintree?
4. Why do I cry every time I watch Titanic?
5. Why can't I keep it up even when I am thinking about the Hoff?
6.......
I could go on but I think you get the general jist......
I might have some answers.....
1. Just because your cock hangs 3" off the ground doesn't mean it's big, just that you are a midget
2. Because he can't reach the handle
3. Because you are a long way from "The Shire"
4. You think it might not sink "this time"
5. You're down by her ankles
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal
I think there are a lot of things you're unsure about mate.
1. Why is Spuddy's cock so much bigger than mine?
2. Why hasn't DB10 come out of the closet yet?
3. Why do people look at me like they feel sorry for me when I say I live in Braintree?
4. Why do I cry every time I watch Titanic?
5. Why can't I keep it up even when I am thinking about the Hoff?
6.......
I could go on but I think you get the general jist......
I think we've all had a decent and disturbing look into Spuddy's sexual fantasies there.
And you left out Flash's massive nose. It's like he stuck OneBardEwok onto the front of his face!
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal
I think there are a lot of things you're unsure about mate.
1. Why is Spuddy's cock so much bigger than mine?
2. Why hasn't DB10 come out of the closet yet?
3. Why do people look at me like they feel sorry for me when I say I live in Braintree?
4. Why do I cry every time I watch Titanic?
5. Why can't I keep it up even when I am thinking about the Hoff?
6.......
I could go on but I think you get the general jist......
I might have some answers.....
1. Just because your cock hangs 3" off the ground doesn't mean it's big, just that you are a midget
2. Because he can't reach the handle
3. Because you are a long way from "The Shire"
4. You think it might not sink "this time"
5. You're down by her ankles
The war between the Dwarves and the Ewoks is deffo back on!
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal
I think there are a lot of things you're unsure about mate.
1. Why is Spuddy's cock so much bigger than mine?
2. Why hasn't DB10 come out of the closet yet?
3. Why do people look at me like they feel sorry for me when I say I live in Braintree?
4. Why do I cry every time I watch Titanic?
5. Why can't I keep it up even when I am thinking about the Hoff?
6.......
I could go on but I think you get the general jist......
I might have some answers.....
1. Just because your cock hangs 3" off the ground doesn't mean it's big, just that you are a midget
2. Because he can't reach the handle
3. Because you are a long way from "The Shire"
4. You think it might not sink "this time"
5. You're down by her ankles
The war between the Dwarves and the Ewoks is deffo back on!
There's a great bit in his book where all the Dutch legends were sat around late one night talking about who was the best ever Dutch footballer. They chose Bergkamp for his technique.
DB10GOONER wrote:There's a great bit in his book where all the Dutch legends were sat around late one night talking about who was the best ever Dutch footballer. They chose Bergkamp for his technique.
What you on about Dwarf Boy - You cannot fuckin' read everything has to be translated for you into leprechaun gobbledegook lingo (aka: DB10 tried to speak whilst gobbling Gooner Ed' man sausage) and carfefully explained to you - by the use of coloured crayons, empty crisp packets, slow motion hand gestures and pictures from the retards book of my favourite Oirish Dwarfo - which even Spudmasher has mastered!
flash gunner wrote:Still unsure whether he meant that Newcastle goal
I further quote Lee Dixon when Richard Keys made a similar comment;
"I'm sorry, but this is Dennis Bergkamp we are talking about. I played in the same team with him for seven years. He did things like that every single day in training and during games. He is a genius. His technique and skill is second to none. Of course he meant it, you hairy handed cúnt."
DB10GOONER wrote:There's a great bit in his book where all the Dutch legends were sat around late one night talking about who was the best ever Dutch footballer. They chose Bergkamp for his technique.
What you on about Dwarf Boy - You cannot fuckin' read everything has to be translated for you into leprechaun gobbledegook lingo (aka: DB10 tried to speak whilst gobbling Gooner Ed' man sausage) and carfefully explained to you - by the use of coloured crayons, empty crisp packets, slow motion hand gestures and pictures from the retards book of my favourite Oirish Dwarfo - which even Spudmasher has mastered!
And now we all get an insight into an Ewok's sexual fantasies. What the fuck is going on here today?
