Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain :oops:
I shat myself in a hotel foyer in Spain, :oops: :lol:
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goonersid wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain :oops:
I shat myself in a hotel foyer in Spain, :oops: :lol:
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DB10GOONER wrote:666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts. :roll: :banghead:




:-P :wink:
'whining and tutting' all for about 2 seconds!! :roll: :roll: :wink:
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QuartzGooner wrote:People who take a dump in a plastic bag and leave it on the street.
OK, so you are homeless and that is sad, but at least put the plastic bag in a bin.


That's nothing - What about those *word censored* who shit in a bag leave it on someone's doorstep and set fire to it...knock the door and run away...said occupier comes out see's the fire - stamps on it to out it and ...shyte Every feckin' where!

At least that's how we did it when I was a kid! :lol:



People who insist on talking on their mobiles during the movie - even though there has been a polite request on the screen before the film starts to turn said mobiles OFF!...Then get all haughty when you ask them to desist!

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franksav63 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts. :roll: :banghead:




:-P :wink:
'whining and tutting' all for about 2 seconds!! :roll: :roll: :wink:

people who fall asleep in their ruby's ! :wink: :wink: :wink:
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goonersid wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain :oops:
I shat myself in a hotel foyer in Spain, :oops: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I took a piss on the reception desk in a hotel off the strip in Malia. I remember there being some grievance which justified it to me at the time. Security bloke chased me halfway across Crete with a taser gun.
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franksav63 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts. :roll: :banghead:




:-P :wink:
'whining and tutting' all for about 2 seconds!! :roll: :roll: :wink:
:lol:

Says the brown tracksuit wearing cockmonger. :oops:

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Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering
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goonersid wrote:Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering
:lol:
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flash gunner wrote:
goonersid wrote:Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering
:lol:
I hate hubbub.... but strangely I love the word hubbub!!
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goonersid wrote:Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering
Angry voices in your head will do that to you
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franksav63 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
goonersid wrote:Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering
:lol:
I hate hubbub.... but strangely I love the word hubbub!!
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Football fans :cussing:

specifically:

taking pictures/videos
shouting "who" to every opposition sub that comes on.
kitting themselves out completely in club gear
looking devastated when, for example 1-0 down, only to pipe up when the cameras pan round their way.
not singing or getting behind the team


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Random minutes applause during the game. Stop it.

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arseofacrow wrote:Random minutes applause during the game. Stop it.

:twisted: :banghead:

I take it you aren't a fan of the clap. :wink:
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