Bendtner; The Leg-end

Supagoon · Post by **Supagoon** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:08 pm

Always knew he'd hit the big time.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:41 pm

Supagoon wrote:Always knew he'd hit the big time.

Given that his contribution was opening a champagne bottle, shouldn't that be: hit the big vine?

StuartL · Post by **StuartL** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:27 pm

Supagoon wrote:Always knew he'd hit the barn door.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:56 pm

LORD

Bendtner = success

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:49 pm

Herd · Post by **Herd** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:06 am

I had great hopes for him,it is a shame he cant learn,but we can all look forward to his movie career.

Martial Arts ; The Way of the Bendtner
Gay: Enter the Bendtner
Porn: A Fistful of Bendtner
US: Bendtner in Seattle
War: Apocalypse Bendtner

The list is endless !

defleppardisking · Post by **defleppardisking** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:58 am

I can imagine him telling his kids when they grow up.

"My child, you dun need to put in effort in order to succeed in life. Just look at me."

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:56 am

safcftm wrote:LORD

Bendtner = success

Is "success" a Mackem euphemism for "cúnt"?

In Dublin we use "growler" or "gowk" or "burst hedgehog" a fair bit.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:45 pm

He is a cunning cuntt as well - Just for having his piccy taken wearing a VW shirt - They give him a free Volkswagen Golf.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:22 pm

Bored of just winning title after title, Lord Bendtner might be thinking of becoming Denmark's prime minister, just to add to his title of being Denmark's best ever player. I'd vote for him

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/c ... xt-5905825

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:16 am

safcftm wrote:Bored of just winning title after title, Lord Bendtner might be thinking of becoming Denmark's prime minister, just to add to his title of being Denmark's best ever player. I'd vote for him

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/c ... xt-5905825

Is "prime minister" the Danish for "cúnt"?

Herd · Post by **Herd** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:25 am

There are no mountains he can't climb, there aint no river he cant swim no lion he couldn't wrestle or no weight he couldn't lift !
But he cant be bothered to do any of them !

GranadaJoe · Post by **GranadaJoe** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:13 am

The ego-maniac, lard-arse is currently training on his own at Wolfsburg because, according to his manager, his condition is 'so far behind his team-mates'.
He will be remembered as a fat, lazy bastard.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:23 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
safcftm wrote:LORD

Bendtner = success
Is "success" a Mackem euphemism for "cúnt"?

In Dublin we use "growler" or "gowk" or "burst hedgehog" a fair bit.

Further to this, I've been trying to get a few of my Dublin brethren to use the word "Spuddy" as a euphemism for "cúnt" but it's not catching on. They reckon "Spuddy" is already a term for "Tiny Cocked Ewok".

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:52 pm

GranadaJoe wrote:The ego-maniac, lard-arse is currently training on his own at Wolfsburg because, according to his manager, his condition is 'so far behind his team-mates'.
He will be remembered as a fat, lazy bastard.

I thought Arshavin was playing in Russia

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