
Bendtner; The Leg-end
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Always knew he'd hit the big time.


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Re: Bendtner; The Leg-end
Given that his contribution was opening a champagne bottle, shouldn't that be: hit the big vine?Supagoon wrote:Always knew he'd hit the big time.




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Supagoon wrote:Always knew he'd hit the barn door.
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Bendtner = success





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I had great hopes for him,it is a shame he cant learn,but we can all look forward to his movie career.
Martial Arts ; The Way of the Bendtner
Gay: Enter the Bendtner
Porn: A Fistful of Bendtner
US: Bendtner in Seattle
War: Apocalypse Bendtner
The list is endless !
Martial Arts ; The Way of the Bendtner
Gay: Enter the Bendtner
Porn: A Fistful of Bendtner
US: Bendtner in Seattle
War: Apocalypse Bendtner
The list is endless !
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I can imagine him telling his kids when they grow up.
"My child, you dun need to put in effort in order to succeed in life. Just look at me."
"My child, you dun need to put in effort in order to succeed in life. Just look at me."
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Is "success" a Mackem euphemism for "cúnt"?safcftm wrote:LORD![]()
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Bendtner = success

In Dublin we use "growler" or "gowk" or "burst hedgehog" a fair bit.

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He is a cunning cuntt as well - Just for having his piccy taken wearing a VW shirt - They give him a free Volkswagen Golf. 

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Bored of just winning title after title, Lord Bendtner might be thinking of becoming Denmark's prime minister, just to add to his title of being Denmark's best ever player. I'd vote for him
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/c ... xt-5905825
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/c ... xt-5905825
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Is "prime minister" the Danish for "cúnt"?safcftm wrote:Bored of just winning title after title, Lord Bendtner might be thinking of becoming Denmark's prime minister, just to add to his title of being Denmark's best ever player. I'd vote for him
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/c ... xt-5905825

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There are no mountains he can't climb, there aint no river he cant swim no lion he couldn't wrestle or no weight he couldn't lift !
But he cant be bothered to do any of them !
But he cant be bothered to do any of them !
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The ego-maniac, lard-arse is currently training on his own at Wolfsburg because, according to his manager, his condition is 'so far behind his team-mates'.
He will be remembered as a fat, lazy bastard.
He will be remembered as a fat, lazy bastard.
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Further to this, I've been trying to get a few of my Dublin brethren to use the word "Spuddy" as a euphemism for "cúnt" but it's not catching on. They reckon "Spuddy" is already a term for "Tiny Cocked Ewok".DB10GOONER wrote:Is "success" a Mackem euphemism for "cúnt"?safcftm wrote:LORD![]()
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I thought Arshavin was playing in RussiaGranadaJoe wrote:The ego-maniac, lard-arse is currently training on his own at Wolfsburg because, according to his manager, his condition is 'so far behind his team-mates'.
He will be remembered as a fat, lazy bastard.


