

The following is the things which are team advises clubs to do to try and create a winning dressing room -
1. Get In The Groove - no this isn't about our French striker talking about his latest sexual encounter, but it is about giroud and how he is in charge of the pre match music in the dressing



So there you have it.......dancing in the dressing room helps make us winners


2. Ozil then tells us how important to fill your team with characters -
we are all bemoaning the lack of leaders in the team, whilst the players are all bemoaning the loss of eboue

3. Monreal tells us how vital it is that the players from the different area's sit together in the dressing room (defenders sit with defenders, midfielders with midfielders etc). The main positive from this is that it helps them to improve their understanding and go over the tactics and remind themselves of the game plan -



there are comedians that cant write gags as good as this


4. The BFG then tells us that sometimes players will let out a LITTLE aggressive shout before they leave the dressing room cos it helps



where the fu.ck are they getting this stuff ??


