The REAL reason for Szczensy's singing post match!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:54 am

I can't believe he would find that chant offensive.

Hasn't anyone pointed out to the Big Fucking German that calling him a Big Fucking German is actually a compliment!!

It seems the stereo-type of the krauts having no sense of humour is true!!

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:56 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:I can't believe he would find that chant offensive. Hasn't anyone pointed out to the Big Fucking German that calling him a Big Fucking German is actually a compliment!! It seems the stereo-type of the krauts having no sense of humour is true!!

Maybe he is hearing 'big, fuck off German'?

1989 · Post by **1989** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:06 am

I prefer the other chant tbh:

He's 6 ft 6 and his name's Mertesacker
He'll fucking knock you out and his name's Mertesacker
He plays in defence and his name's Mertesacker
Peeeeer Mertesacker

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:07 am

But that one is much harder to keep in time if more than a couple of people are singing it.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:09 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:But that one is much harder to keep in time if more than a couple of people are singing it.

That's also not the well known version, and the well known version replaces "He'll fucking knock you out" with a line about his father killing Jews in the Holocaust...

Post by **HashKads** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:10 am

SWLGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:But that one is much harder to keep in time if more than a couple of people are singing it.
That's also not the well known version, and the well known version replaces "He'll fucking knock you out" with a line about his father killing Jews in the Holocaust...

The White Swan before scum away

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:10 am

What?

Gooners are singing that?

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:12 am

kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:But that one is much harder to keep in time if more than a couple of people are singing it.
That's also not the well known version, and the well known version replaces "He'll fucking knock you out" with a line about his father killing Jews in the Holocaust...
The White Swan before scum away

To be fair a certain DRG doesn't exactly raise the tone, as some will remember from him et al singing "Spurs are on their way to Auschwitz" on Sky before this year's Derby....

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:12 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:What? Gooners are singing that?

Yep, to be honest it does make you question using the word '****' when a small but vocal minority sing stuff like that.

to be fair they do get ostracised by many for doing it.

1989 · Post by **1989** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:15 am

SWLGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:But that one is much harder to keep in time if more than a couple of people are singing it.
That's also not the well known version, and the well known version replaces "He'll fucking knock you out" with a line about his father killing Jews in the Holocaust...

Disgusting if true.

What's wrong with 'he'll fucking knock you out'?

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:17 am

1989 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:But that one is much harder to keep in time if more than a couple of people are singing it.
That's also not the well known version, and the well known version replaces "He'll fucking knock you out" with a line about his father killing Jews in the Holocaust...
Disgusting if true.

What's wrong with 'he'll fucking knock you out'?

Because a few Neanderthals would rather sing 'his dad gassed the ****' and if you don't, you're apparently not a proper Arsenal fan

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:38 am

kingjayson1 wrote:
Number 5 wrote:Birthday balloons confirm 18th birthday.

That makes all the boys, ahem, legal.

Guilt free *****.

Simon has that effect on you?

Is he the one who has the Terminator eye going on?

Shit yeah, I ain't going the way of Sarah Connor.

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:39 am

SWLGooner wrote:
1989 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:But that one is much harder to keep in time if more than a couple of people are singing it.
That's also not the well known version, and the well known version replaces "He'll fucking knock you out" with a line about his father killing Jews in the Holocaust...
Disgusting if true.

What's wrong with 'he'll fucking knock you out'?
Because a few Neanderthals would rather sing 'his dad gassed the y**s' and if you don't, you're apparently not a proper Arsenal fan

Yeah well, what kind of tune is that going to fit into anyway?

I'd object on the grounds of musical discrimination.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:04 am

Simon is AA23 NB, the Tamil dude on the left. I'm not in that picture.

slevinlacey · Post by **slevinlacey** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:12 am

After seeing our Number 1 get a chant going, it reminded me a lof of a video a y1d sent me a few years ago. It was a video of them on thursday night, the y1ds started singing to Paul Robinson "Robbo give us a song", he then hushed them all up and out of his fat mouth came the chant "STAND UP IF YOU HATE ARSENAL".

I think maybe we could do this more often to Szczesny. At the end of away games, "SZCZESNY GIVE US A SONG", hopefully he chants back with "My old man said to be a Tottenham fan" and looking at our away support they would be more than likely finish him off as well as finish the rest of the chant!

COYG