I wouldn't bother with a site
That prints such utter utter shite
A site with no class
Articles written by an arse
Whose content is nothing but spite

Alex you gotta let us know
will you stay of will you go
If you stay there will be trouble (spotting you on the pitch in most game)
If you go there will be double (with the wage structure taking the blame)
So come on and let us know
will you stay or will you go

There is a lot worse
Than not finishing first
Hillsborough was a real disaster
Not Flamini leaving for the land of pasta
Though you get the feeling this side might be cursed

oh Zidane
oh Zidane
oh Zidane
oh Zidane, next to me
Zidan-dan-dan-dan-daaane in sympathy

oh steven
come and talk on about the team you so believe in
And at a canter
You can join in the banter
And slag off the Tottenham heathen

oh Matt
how could you do that
we gave you development time
and with Cesc as your partner in crime
you could have pulled a title out of the hat

Some might say
It's wrong to be a gay
But what the hell
If you play well
Then keep dropping your anchor in poo bay

FHM pin up girls are a form of public patriarchy
That prevents women being liberated and free
It is real sexist
To suggest that women exist
Just to make us men sexually happy

The man Gus
He was very poor for us
my he was bad
And boy was I glad
To give him the odd cus

oh Rocky, Rocky
How I get a lump in the throat when I refer to thee
You were taken too soon
Graham sold you, the loon
And like you John Jensen could never be

To rhyme is great fun
It's the thing to be done
It is very theraputic
Stops you becoming a lunatic
Why don't you try it son?

Our chairman may be a bumbling old Etonian fool
But to dis him really isn't cool
David Dein I don't dig
And Usmanov is a fat Russian pig
Anyone who would rather have them is just a tool

Kipomonster you tool
Your bleatings are the words of a fool
You say you've been here for 35 years
Then I must ask why the tears?
The 70s and 80s make these few weeks look like nothing at all

Wenger start with Theo
His form has been excellent you know
He's no longer intimidated
And by us he's no longer hated
Watch Theo on the wing go

We don't want the special one
His style of play is no fun
And according to wild rumour
about him and a former England manager with a tumour
Special Jose likes it up the bum! (allegedly)