Odegaard appreciation thread

[IW8Goalmachine]

Martin Ødegaard vs PSG

• 0.08 Expected Assists
• 0/3 crosses arrived
• 0/0 long balls
• 0 shots on target
• 0 shots off target
• 5/6 dribbles failed
• 14 times possession lost
• 6/8 ground duels lost

[Retro Gunner]

Augie I don't think you were widely lambasted at all

Most agreed with you. He got a bit better but always flattered to deceive and imo been invisible and a hindrance last 2 seasons at least mostly bar the odd flags of brilliance with a pass or flick or pressing but those moments are exceptions not the norm and he along with the lack of striker are the 2 biggest issues personal wise we have. The striker seems with all the noises issue will attempted to be fixed in summer, I have little faith that the captain and playmaker issue will be at all and this utter milksop will be stinking the place out for years then the once every 15 game but if class has the akbs creaming them solves saying I told you so.

This post was worth reading just for that term alone.

You don't see "milksop" used too often on the OG.

[the playing mantis]

Augie I don't think you were widely lambasted at all

Most agreed with you. He got a bit better but always flattered to deceive and imo been invisible and a hindrance last 2 seasons at least mostly bar the odd flags of brilliance with a pass or flick or pressing but those moments are exceptions not the norm and he along with the lack of striker are the 2 biggest issues personal wise we have. The striker seems with all the noises issue will attempted to be fixed in summer, I have little faith that the captain and playmaker issue will be at all and this utter milksop will be stinking the place out for years then the once every 15 game but if class has the akbs creaming them solves saying I told you so.

This post was worth reading just for that term alone.

You don't see "milksop" used too often on the OG.

Edited as phone typing. So be a dear and quote the edited one?!

You just know the *word censored* is teachers pet. Leaves arteta an apple on his desk, sucks his cock, yet many think he's some sort of special player. Even when on form he's not a world beater. We are stuck with him I fear. He's a jarred Bowen west ham type level no where near good enough for our supposed ambitions

[OneBardGooner]

" Dad are they crop circles?"......" No son, that's Odegaard's heat map"...

[OneBardGooner]

You know what - I had actually forgotten he is supposed to be captain!!

Arteta must make Declan Rice captain ASAP

Agreed 1,000% But we know he won't because that would mean: Admitting that He (Arteta) got it wrong both in his choice of OhDearGod and also in actually signing him which would mean denting Captain Invisible's ego (and so confidence) and golly gosh we just can't have that can we

Arteta's "Arrogance" is 100% like TOF's and so we are fucked for at least the next 3 - 5 years because the Krankie's will not sack him as long as the Money keeps rolling in with the (New) plastic Fan Boys / Tourist & Match Day Experience, Half & Half scarf Drum Banging Wannkers are buying the tickets AND the Merchandise... we Sadly are Stuck with the Arrogant Cūnt.


Or to put it another way: Arsenal F C is No Longer Our Club.

[DB10GOONER]

Augie I don't think you were widely lambasted at all

Most agreed with you.

Absolutely.

Sometimes I think the augster is a scouser, the amount of posts he starts with "I got lambasted for...." or "everyone slated me for...."

[DB10GOONER]

Augie I don't think you were widely lambasted at all

Most agreed with you. He got a bit better but always flattered to deceive and imo been invisible and a hindrance last 2 seasons at least mostly bar the odd flags of brilliance with a pass or flick or pressing but those moments are exceptions not the norm and he along with the lack of striker are the 2 biggest issues personal wise we have. The striker seems with all the noises issue will attempted to be fixed in summer, I have little faith that the captain and playmaker issue will be at all and this utter milksop will be stinking the place out for years then the once every 15 game but if class has the akbs creaming them solves saying I told you so.

This post was worth reading just for that term alone.

You don't see "milksop" used too often on the OG.

Fabulous word. Up there with "lickspittle" and "ne'er-do-well".

[Retro Gunner]

Augie I don't think you were widely lambasted at all

Most agreed with you. He got a bit better but always flattered to deceive and imo been invisible and a hindrance last 2 seasons at least mostly bar the odd flags of brilliance with a pass or flick or pressing but those moments are exceptions not the norm and he along with the lack of striker are the 2 biggest issues personal wise we have. The striker seems with all the noises issue will attempted to be fixed in summer, I have little faith that the captain and playmaker issue will be at all and this utter milksop will be stinking the place out for years then the once every 15 game but if class has the akbs creaming them solves saying I told you so.

This post was worth reading just for that term alone.

You don't see "milksop" used too often on the OG.

Fabulous word. Up there with "lickspittle" and "ne'er-do-well".

Top marks to Mantis, because "milksop" sums up Odegaard perfectly and without recourse to profanities. Weak and cowardly. I shall now be using the term for our dear captain on a regular basis.

The very fact that Arteta saw fit to make this guy captain is an outrage and an insult to the great men and leaders that have worn the armband. I'm sure it was a Wenger style tactic that Mkll used to help secure his signature and it shows as much respect for the armband as the Old Fraud had post Vieira. Of course, the reason that the likes of egotists like Arteta and Wenger don't value the captaincy and are happy to bestow it upon "milksops", is because they themselves can be the only voice of authority and the idea of a strong leader being given voice in the ranks is anathema to them.

These attitudes are at the root of the failings within the club.

[augie]

Augie I don't think you were widely lambasted at all

Most agreed with you. He got a bit better but always flattered to deceive and imo been invisible and a hindrance last 2 seasons at least mostly bar the odd flags of brilliance with a pass or flick or pressing but those moments are exceptions not the norm and he along with the lack of striker are the 2 biggest issues personal wise we have. The striker seems with all the noises issue will attempted to be fixed in summer, I have little faith that the captain and playmaker issue will be at all and this utter milksop will be stinking the place out for years then the once every 15 game but if class has the akbs creaming them solves saying I told you so.

This post was worth reading just for that term alone.

You don't see "milksop" used too often on the OG.

Edited as phone typing. So be a dear and quote the edited one?!

You just know the *word censored* is teachers pet. Leaves arteta an apple on his desk, sucks his cock, yet many think he's some sort of special player. Even when on form he's not a world beater. We are stuck with him I fear. He's a jarred Bowen west ham type level no where near good enough for our supposed ambitions

Personally I think that jared bowen is pele compared to captain invisible

[OneBardGooner]

Augie I don't think you were widely lambasted at all

Most agreed with you. He got a bit better but always flattered to deceive and imo been invisible and a hindrance last 2 seasons at least mostly bar the odd flags of brilliance with a pass or flick or pressing but those moments are exceptions not the norm and he along with the lack of striker are the 2 biggest issues personal wise we have. The striker seems with all the noises issue will attempted to be fixed in summer, I have little faith that the captain and playmaker issue will be at all and this utter milksop will be stinking the place out for years then the once every 15 game but if class has the akbs creaming them solves saying I told you so.

This post was worth reading just for that term alone.

You don't see "milksop" used too often on the OG.

Edited as phone typing. So be a dear and quote the edited one?!

You just know the *word censored* is teachers pet. Leaves arteta an apple on his desk, sucks his cock, yet many think he's some sort of special player. Even when on form he's not a world beater. We are stuck with him I fear. He's a jarred Bowen west ham type level no where near good enough for our supposed ambitions

Personally I think that jared bowen is pele compared to captain invisible

But I thought Pele was Black.

[the playing mantis]

Just had a look at twatter hagns feed the absolute melts in the comments in response to his posts saying ohdergaard is not good enough. Our fan base is a laughing stock

[OneBardGooner]

Just had a look at twatter hagns feed the absolute melts in the comments in response to his posts saying ohdergaard is not good enough. Our fan base is a laughing stock

WHO??? Who da fuck is dat?

[the playing mantis]

Eduardo Hagn

Some plum on x

Reckon McDowell is familiar with his work!

[mcdowell42]

Eduardo Hagn

Some plum on x

Reckon McDowell is familiar with his work!

I know who you're talking about ,don't think I follow him on there.

[shu]

the player must be aware that there is a lot of negative comments out in the media