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Post by 1886 »

TeeCee wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Youths in Brighton smashing back doors in!!





But still no sign of any riots.. 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I saw this badly disfigured bloke in Manchester.I said,"Are you ok,did someone try to set you alight?"No" he said,"I'm Carlos Teves."

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The riots in Tottenham started when Harry Redknapp declared an interest in Emile Heskey.
The riots in Birmingham stared when he changed his mind.


A dwarf was thinking about looting a Butchers,but the steaks were too high.

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I have just got back from the Blindfold Masturbation Championships.I have absolutely no idea where I came.

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Police have been given the OK to use water cannons against rioters, and have announced they will use a little bit of persil with it.........it stops colours running.....

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An insider at Everton has revealed that fans are reluctant to travel to London for this weekends game with Spurs due to the fact that the best gear will already have been nicked......

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London have described the situation today as devastating; Birmingham has been described as a war zone. Nottingham & Leicester are in severe shock.
Salford has described it as "Wednesday Morning"........

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During the riots last night, two Irishmen broke into Ladbrokes and lost £50.......... 8) :lol:

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Chunky The Gooner wrote:Bad News

The rioting has spread to Ireland. Paddy has just smashed his
laptop screen, after trying to loot Ebay
You will never drink a Baby Guinness again :lol:

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Just seen a chav running off with an arm full of Chicken Tikka Masala.

Think he got confused when his mates said they were robbing Curry's

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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

corkbarry wrote:
Chunky The Gooner wrote:Bad News

The rioting has spread to Ireland. Paddy has just smashed his
laptop screen, after trying to loot Ebay
You will never drink a Baby Guinness again :lol:

Im still waiting for my invite back! :lol:

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I looked out at the destruction, the smashed windows, cars upside down, people fleeing in terror, turned to the wife and said: 'fuck sake I'll park the car next time'

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My mate DB10 was among the rioters who ransacked Argos last night.....

He's got 500 catalogues if you want one :)

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I have a new pick-up line that works every time,it doesn't matter how gorgeous the lady is i always end up in bed with her. Here's what to say.

" Excuse me love,could i ask your opinion please. Does this damp cloth smell like Chloroform to you?"

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