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by Postman
Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:18 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The official joke thread
Replies: 99
Views: 14430

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was ...
by Postman
Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:35 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The official joke thread
Replies: 99
Views: 14430

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nea...
by Postman
Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:02 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The official joke thread
Replies: 99
Views: 14430

A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No...
by Postman
Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:46 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The official joke thread
Replies: 99
Views: 14430

An Irishman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Irishman shouts "Na ol an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cowsh!t.) The man shouts back "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you". The Irishman shouts back "Us...
by Postman
Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:06 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The official joke thread
Replies: 99
Views: 14430

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with ...
by Postman
Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:11 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: HE'S A GEEBAG THREAD
Replies: 31
Views: 1337

Lager that taste like piss :shock:
by Postman
Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:59 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Adrian Durham
Replies: 32
Views: 1930

I haven't bothered reading this thread for fear of what he said. Seeing the thread title was sufficient for me to add my bit so here goes. THAT RETARDED FUCKING HALFWIT IS A SCAB ON THE CRUTCH OF HUMANITY. HE IS NOT FIT TO LICK THE PISS FROM A DEAD WINO'S SHIT STAINED TROUSERS. HE KNOWS FUCK ALL AB...
by Postman
Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:55 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Our central midfield
Replies: 11
Views: 785

barnfield88 wrote:
Postman wrote:How many of those named would get in Chelsea or Uniteds midfield?
WE ARE NOT CHELSEA OR MAN UNITED THOUGH.....
But isn't that who we are meant to be competing with :banghead:
by Postman
Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:33 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Our central midfield
Replies: 11
Views: 785

How many of those named would get in Chelsea or Uniteds midfield?
by Postman
Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:19 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: WE ARE TO BLAME
Replies: 28
Views: 1806

Maybe its time to start singing David Dein's name :barscarf:





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