Bloke gets a job at a zoo 1st day they tell him to scrape the walls of the giant aqyarium - so he's hanging off a rope over the edge scraping away - when this nasty weird looking fish jumps out of the water and takes a chunk out of his arse......he carrie son scraping the walls, but now he's keeping...

I wonder if everyone will join in on

"THERE'S ONLY ONE ARSENE WENGER"??????

OR

"ADEBAYOR GIVE HIM HIS COAT - AND SHOW HIM THE DOOR" - Only joking on that one...

The wonga ain't there - Not the kind we need anyway - And AW being the honourable gent he is - Simply gets on with what's available to him....he really wanted to sign alnso last season - we missed out by £1.5 million - but the board wouldn't OK the deal - then surprise, surprise what happens on the...

"maybe 4th is no longer the summit of our plans " I can't imagine that AW was ever content with that (4th and no trophies) either - I think what may be overlooked is that AW hurts as much as any of us when he /Arsenal do not deliver.. As for this story what a load of spanish BOLLOCKS! :ban...

It may be possible that whatever he did say / or didn't to the press last summer was mis-reported / lies, espoecially as AW said that at no time did Adebayor say to him that he wanted to leave - only that he wanted a wage rise - which of course he got. Unfortunately some fans had made up their minds...

"However what most of us 'critics' have consistently said is that the strength of the squad and balance of the side wasn't right and required additional signings to make it so" That's 100% true - What I find frustrating and am damn angry :banghead: X100 at is that - Either AW hasn't been a...

I don't know what everyone on here knows or thinks about Patrick Collins but he's certainly one of my favourite columnists,not a dedicated football journo by any stretch of the imagination but real old school, harking after a more civilised world and the fact that football doesn't usually feature i...

I agree that indeed he does have The Sweetest Left Foot in the prem - But, I always find myself thinking: How long before he gets injured (which isn't wishful thinking - more like this nagging voice) oh dear those voices again! :shock: Also he really comes into his own - when surrounded by equally s...

Aye! Indeed Tis the Summer of our discontent Our eyes toward the ground Its hallowed and emerald hue Instead of loftier heights And the brighter things of which we dream. Though our hearts may seem quiet to the listening world They rage with every breath Made heavy by the stones of defeat Yet still ...

I hope the barcode twats go down!

Boro to stay up - just to make it hurt even more!

Hull to get relegated and phil - PrickTwat - brown to get arrested for impersonating the you've been tangoe'd bloke

Baggies to stay up - yeah I know - But it ain't over till lampards mother sings

I've been pondering the following - as you do...i'm not trying to make excuses for anyone, but.....there have been some glaringly ill fated incidents and moments during this season....surely SURELY at some point we have to have Our Share of the Good Luck!???? We have not had anything like the 'rub o...

This was on Saturday Football Focus on the beeb: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/football_focus/8053447.stm Perhaps he has a point - he seems to be on a loser with some fans no matter what he does.... I hope everyone gives him a chance next season - IF he is still with us, it would be brill...

Benitez may be a hypocrite cos Ferguson claims that the L'pool boss has spent more than he has and altho I seriously doubt that, there is no doubt that Rafa has spunked a fortune, but nevertheless it still cuts to the very heart of what we were debating here yesterday (again) in that if someone lik...

Fer Fuck's sake - This is Horrendous......Surely 'Something' can be done - Is there any right of appeal on this? :banghead: Sounds like someone/people in Club Level - have used their influence to get Jamie banned - How darea genuine supporter make a noise when supporting his beloved team - Unfriggin...

i personally think its a miracle we got 4th place.. So...clap the lads round please. We would need to be at Villa Park to clap those responsible for us getting 4th place :wink: Ouch, but very true sadly. Villa capitulated. Sorry but I don't suscribe to that at all, and to be honest I'm fed up heari...