alright sweethearts - ive got a fancy dress double act to prepare for, any suggestions? at the moment, the krankies are leading the way, but wanted to see if anyone could think of anything else. And no, johnathan creek and a bottle of mayo arent allowed.....

flash gunner wrote: Pleased to hear youre as depressed as the rest of us would have ben disappointing to find out you'd done well for yourself

dude im living the dream, selling meat for a living and doing all kinds of illegal shiit. was never good at keeping jobs, so lets hope ive found my calling.

Originally I was very disappointed in you and your chums for sploshing the mayo on Davies’ head but after reading his racist jibe at the Oirish I wish you had rubbed some vinegar and ketchup into the racist krunt too! :evil: :wink: i always said he was a wrong un; in fact it was one individual bein...

did u know if u shorten Capital One Cup down, its says COC, just like me!! ur all gay btw, those that remember anyway! :shock: Captain Mayo is back :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: Hows it going mate? captain mayo!! haha, good old creeky, tho i was a bystander rather than an accomplice. yeh not bad...

one word; confidence. thats what we're missing, we saw it come back in abundance last season when we hammered the spuds. mind u, i cant see us getting it back at manure this saturday. i'll be there tho, abusing van paedo, or poowanking in the toilet....

did u know if u shorten Capital One Cup down, its says COC, just like me!!

ur all gay btw, those that remember anyway!

hi fellow gooners,

anyone from the midlands area doing united away, looking to get involved in a car share if poss; or if any group on the trains, please let me know, PM me like, cheers!!

well obviously u poo before u start having a tug - but if ur in a hurry....

mr **** - creeky aka alan davies/johnathan creek

apparently his counsellor counldnt give him an eggs-planation

im hear all week ladies

did u miss me - ive been busy trying to get the mayo out of creeky's hair!

people at work call a poowank a pank FYI

i prefer my version tbh

to everyone who helped with messages in regards to my work situation, namely rolypoly (and i think IHH and someone else) apologies, i remember what you said but as im an idiot and deleted the messages a week after reading them, i forgot ur names :oops: but to cut a long story short, i was dismissed,...

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/mk2018bid/

lets get this franchised lot out of any potential world cup bid!!

just been suspended at work for sending out emails that infringe on company polciy i.e. gross misconduct, notlooking good, reckon i'll be sacked but just wondering if anyone on here is good or has experience with this type fo thing - have contacted CWU but offices closed for now!! :banghead: and no,...

i always like the lille 'crest' (cant be arsed to post it, look it up lazyfuckers) as it looks like the dog is taking a nap in a nicely tucked in duvet, pssibly dreaming of cockerel hunting. Spuds crest is fucking shit, cant stand the corporate bullshit from red bull crests, and if anyone has seen ...